"It's going to be my great pleasure to shoot that sergeant in his privates."
"...and I want you to sign up for counseling."
"You can't make me do that."
"Let me be clear: if your wife shows up hurt again, my stripes won't mean s--t, the stockade won't mean s--t. I will kill you in a heartbeat! Do you understand me? You WILL get counseling!"
"Someone better have a damn good reason for pounding on my door at 7 in the mornin'. Gonna spend some time in my jail." [opens door]
"I do believe I got you covered."
"Oh, Lord."
"It's going to be my great pleasure to shoot that sergeant in his privates."
"...and I want you to sign up for counseling."
"You can't make me do that."
"Let me be clear: if your wife shows up hurt again, my stripes won't mean s--t, the stockade won't mean s--t. I will kill you in a heartbeat! Do you understand me? You WILL get counseling!"
"Because it's very hard to shoot yourself while you're cleaning it."
"Someone better have a damn good reason for pounding on my door at 7 in the mornin'. Gonna spend some time in my jail." [opens door]
"I do believe I got you covered."
"Oh, Lord."
"It's going to be my great pleasure to shoot that sergeant in his privates."
"...and I want you to sign up for counseling."
"You can't make me do that."
"Let me be clear: if your wife shows up hurt again, my stripes won't mean s--t, the stockade won't mean s--t. I will kill you in a heartbeat! Do you understand me? You WILL get counseling!"
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Crimson Tide?
GeorgeStGeorge
I'm guessing that WW won't mind my adding a clue: the movie starred Danny Kaye. George
WordWolf
Once again, you posted a quote from a movie, where you could have posted 1/2 the script without me getting it, except for the one quote you posted. This was from early on in "Red Dawn."
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GeorgeStGeorge
Nope.
"It's going to be my great pleasure to shoot that sergeant in his privates."
"...and I want you to sign up for counseling."
"You can't make me do that."
"Let me be clear: if your wife shows up hurt again, my stripes won't mean s--t, the stockade won't mean s--t. I will kill you in a heartbeat! Do you understand me? You WILL get counseling!"
George
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Ca_dreaming
Never saw it but it sounds like a fun movie!
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GeorgeStGeorge
It's not a new flick. It came out a little over 20 years ago.
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"Someone better have a damn good reason for pounding on my door at 7 in the mornin'. Gonna spend some time in my jail." [opens door]
"I do believe I got you covered."
"Oh, Lord."
"It's going to be my great pleasure to shoot that sergeant in his privates."
"...and I want you to sign up for counseling."
"You can't make me do that."
"Let me be clear: if your wife shows up hurt again, my stripes won't mean s--t, the stockade won't mean s--t. I will kill you in a heartbeat! Do you understand me? You WILL get counseling!"
George
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GeorgeStGeorge
This one pretty much gives it away:
"Why would anyone want to own a Sherman tank?"
"Because it's very hard to shoot yourself while you're cleaning it."
"Someone better have a damn good reason for pounding on my door at 7 in the mornin'. Gonna spend some time in my jail." [opens door]
"I do believe I got you covered."
"Oh, Lord."
"It's going to be my great pleasure to shoot that sergeant in his privates."
"...and I want you to sign up for counseling."
"You can't make me do that."
"Let me be clear: if your wife shows up hurt again, my stripes won't mean s--t, the stockade won't mean s--t. I will kill you in a heartbeat! Do you understand me? You WILL get counseling!"
George
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Raf
Oh my God, is this Best Defense?
More people have seen Traxx!
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GeorgeStGeorge
No, it's not "Best Defense" (a movie I actually did see, however).
George
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Raf
Tank Girl (with Lori Petty)?
Tank with James Garner?
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Ca_dreaming
I Believe you are correct, Raf. It's Tank.
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GeorgeStGeorge
"Tank" is correct. Much more entertaining than "Best Defense."
George
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GeorgeStGeorge
You're up, Raf!
George
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Raf
" I never told you, but you sound a little like Dr. Seuss when you're drunk."
*****
"Everyone got upset. They had a meeting. Mom started crying. I don't draw like that any more."
"How do you draw now?"
"Draw... people smiling, dogs running, rainbows. They don't have meetings about rainbows."
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GeorgeStGeorge
I know I've seen this, but I just can't place it.
George
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Raf
that's what a good movie quote does. :)
"And I needed to tell you something: You were never second, ever."
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"Did he have wavy hair and chestnut eyes?"
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Ca_dreaming
Interesting movie. can't guess though.
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pawnbroker
Sixth Sense
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Raf
Indeed. You're up.
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sharon
It's not a conspiracy, it's a family
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GeorgeStGeorge
"Cheaper by the Dozen" (the Steve Martin remake)?
George
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sharon
nope
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Siouxzahn
The Royal Tenenbaums?
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sharon
nope
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Siouxzahn
Find Me Guilty?
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pawnbroker
no...
here's another quote.
He offered you parts in Cats? I thought you hated Cats
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