Ham Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 I've heard the "lady" called Miss Michigan.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Wow, this is like six degrees of the board of trustees...lcm hands over the kingdom to Rosie Palm and her five sisters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washingtonweather Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 And Alotta Fagina recorded the whole thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out There Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Was ***** Galore involved with this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suda Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 What a hoot this is turning into! Suda (who needed a laugh after so many heavy thoughts recently) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-Bone Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Rosie Palm: "The guy is a real jerk - he had it coming." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doojable Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Yea - I hear they served pulled pork every Tuesday. Fridays was Caribbean jerk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Starring Donna Martindale as Lorraina Bobbit I thought that was Lorraina "Bobbed It" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bulwinkl Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Well as I black man whom I didn't know once told me "When the little head gets big the big head can't think". That was the only thing he said and I never saw him again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweetpea Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 As June Cleaver said, " Ward, you really were hard on the Beaver last night." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
another spot Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 As June Cleaver said, " Ward, you really were hard on the Beaver last night."---Sweetpea lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dot Matrix Posted August 15, 2007 Author Share Posted August 15, 2007 Hand Jive written by Jack N. Uff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excathedra Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 hey dottie, how is this thread going ? the title kind of put me off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohbehave Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Hi Exie! This thread's gone to he11 in a "hand" basket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excathedra Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 sorta like the fix ;) hi my dear friend so good to see you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Out There Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 SO thats why, Thats why craiggy had such a strong grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waysider Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Hi Exie! This thread's gone to he11 in a "hand" basket Who is this guy named "Basket"? And, why did you not put a comma in the appropriate place to denote that you were addressing him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excathedra Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 i say unto you today you will be with your hand forever ???? don't know if that "fits" haven't read i better go to bed :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waysider Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 I say unto you today you will be with your hand forever ????:) Dadgum it! Now I need to figure out who this guy named "Forever" is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doojable Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Gotta hand it to you, Waysider... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dot Matrix Posted August 16, 2007 Author Share Posted August 16, 2007 Ya know, I shook hands with Craig.... I just went and washed them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dot Matrix Posted August 16, 2007 Author Share Posted August 16, 2007 Okay Dooj, you have the upper hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ham Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Ya know, I shook hands with Craig.... I never did.. THANK GOD... but I understand his philosopy here. You take what's on hand, and spread a it around a bit.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dot Matrix Posted August 16, 2007 Author Share Posted August 16, 2007 Barf! Ham... Look what I found... REASONS WHY MASTERBATION IS BETTER THAN REAL SEX * You don't have to look your best. * You never have to say "I love you", promise to mow the lawn, buy flowers/dinner, lie about the size of your hand's, etc. * If you use your other hand it feels like someone else. * You can use both hands and have and orgy. * You don't have to promise to call in the morning. * As long as you're careful you'll never end up with the wet spot. * You can make it last for hours, if you do it a certain way. * You can do it wherever there is a public toilet which has a private cubical. * You don't need to make an appointment in advance. * It doesn't really make you go blind, not unless your hand slides off the end and you poke yourself in the eye. * It's cheaper...you don't have to use those pesky condoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChasUFarley Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 LOL - Dot! You forgot the best part of that list... *And you won't get shot by an angry husband! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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T-Bone
Wow, this is like six degrees of the board of trustees...lcm hands over the kingdom to Rosie Palm and her five sisters.
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washingtonweather
And Alotta Fagina recorded the whole thing.
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Out There
Was ***** Galore involved with this?
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Suda
What a hoot this is turning into!
Suda (who needed a laugh after so many heavy thoughts recently)
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T-Bone
Rosie Palm: "The guy is a real jerk - he had it coming."
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doojable
Yea - I hear they served pulled pork every Tuesday.
Fridays was Caribbean jerk...
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Ham
I thought that was Lorraina "Bobbed It"
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bulwinkl
Well as I black man whom I didn't know once told me "When the little head gets big the big head can't think". That was the only thing he said and I never saw him again.
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Sweetpea
As June Cleaver said, " Ward, you really were hard on the Beaver last night."
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another spot
As June Cleaver said, " Ward, you really were hard on the Beaver last night."---Sweetpea
lol.
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Dot Matrix
Hand Jive written by Jack N. Uff
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excathedra
hey dottie, how is this thread going ?
the title kind of put me off
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ohbehave
Hi Exie! This thread's gone to he11 in a "hand" basket
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excathedra
sorta like the fix ;)
hi my dear friend so good to see you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Out There
SO thats why, Thats why craiggy had such a strong grip.
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waysider
Who is this guy named "Basket"? And, why did you not put a comma in the appropriate place to denote that you were addressing him?
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excathedra
i say unto you today you will be with your hand forever ????
don't know if that "fits" haven't read
i better go to bed
:)
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waysider
Dadgum it!
Now I need to figure out who this guy named "Forever" is!
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doojable
Gotta hand it to you, Waysider...
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Dot Matrix
Ya know, I shook hands with Craig....
I just went and washed them.
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Dot Matrix
Okay Dooj, you have the upper hand
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Ham
I never did..
THANK GOD...
but I understand his philosopy here. You take what's on hand, and spread a it around a bit..
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Dot Matrix
Barf! Ham...
Look what I found...
REASONS WHY MASTERBATION IS BETTER THAN REAL SEX
* You don't have to look your best.
* You never have to say "I love you", promise to mow the lawn, buy flowers/dinner, lie about the size of your hand's, etc.
* If you use your other hand it feels like someone else.
* You can use both hands and have and orgy.
* You don't have to promise to call in the morning.
* As long as you're careful you'll never end up with the wet spot.
* You can make it last for hours, if you do it a certain way.
* You can do it wherever there is a public toilet which has a private cubical.
* You don't need to make an appointment in advance.
* It doesn't really make you go blind, not unless your hand slides off the end and you poke yourself in the eye.
* It's cheaper...you don't have to use those pesky condoms.
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ChasUFarley
LOL - Dot!
You forgot the best part of that list...
*And you won't get shot by an angry husband!
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