The External vagina fix

[Dot Matrix]

Yeah Chas, LCM must have dealt with that...

Here ya go Craig the safe orgy from the list:

You can use both hands and have and orgy.

[doojable]

*You'll never have to say, "I love you."

When want to go to sleep - so will your "partner."

Talk to the hand.... ;)

[waysider]

And now the downside

Excluding the possibility of a tragically disfiguring accident, you can never get divorced.

[Out There]

Geez, when I was a 13 year old I had it all wrong. I did promise to call in the morning, I did say I love you to the hand, and NO CONDOMS???? I didn't know that. I thought they were what kept me from going blind

[dmiller]

(Fits like a hand in a glove)

Edited August 17, 2007 by dmiller

[Dot Matrix]

OMG

I am in stitiches, you guys

But Craig never substitute your hand for a bun

Or you will be part of the homo purge

[doojable]

Dot - THAT would not be "safe sex..."

[GrouchoMarxJr]

Is it any wonder that Cornfield Vic selected this sexual deviant to become the president of twi?...Considering his background, perhaps Martindale would have done better for himself had he found a job as a ticket taker at an adult bookstore that featured "private booths"...he would have been in his element.

[Dot Matrix]

The laying on of hands was just

LAYING ON HANDS TO CRAIG!

[anotherDan]

PLEASE let this thread die!

[doojable]

But, but, but...

Then someone would have to lay hands on it...

[Out There]

Notice that its the ladies that are keeping this thread alive and vibrating

[T-Bone]

I think they've got it hands down.

[doojable]

Notice that its the ladies that are keeping this thread alive and vibrating

That's because the ladies have their hands free to use the keyboards...

The guys have their hands full - well... sorta full, anyway...

[Ham]

PLEASE let this thread die!

Are you suggesting the hands off approach here?

[doojable]

Are you suggesting the hands off approach here?

Perhaps someone has some duct tape handy...

[Out There]

OOOh Duct Tape, Why didn't I ever think of that

[ChasUFarley]

PLEASE let this thread die!

Somehow, the thread that we all most want to see die... just won't....

[T-Bone]

Alright....let's have a show of hands....who wants to see this thread die?

[Dot Matrix]

Craig at his first twig

[Dot Matrix]

Craig launches into his ministry

He is a hands on kinda guy

Edited August 19, 2007 by Dot Matrix

[Nottawayfer]

I also hear he's working at Home Depot now. Is that a step up from Bally's and UPS?

[doojable]

I also hear he's working at Home Depot now. Is that a step up from Bally's and UPS?

It figures....

He's working at a store for "do-it-yourself-ers." ;)

Does that make him a ....

handyman???

Edited August 19, 2007 by doojable

[ChasUFarley]

Since he's good at digital manipulation, I bet he rocks at stocking the shelves!

[HAPe4me]

I also hear he's working at Home Depot now. Is that a step up from Bally's and UPS?

Step up???? hardly. no wonder HomeDepot has fallen off the charts in respectability around these parts, (and it did not have far to go before hiring him)