I was in this bar one night having a beer or twelve. I hear this voice say "you're a good lookin' fella!". I look around and no one seems to have said it so I go back to my beer. A few minutes later the same voice says "that's a nice shirt you're wearing". Again, no one. A couple of minutes after that, "nice haircut".
I called the bartender over to tell him about the voices I'm hearing. I was expecting him to cut me off, but he just smiled.
:(--> eeeeeeeewwwwwwww nasty. But maybe, if I can wash it down with orange juice. :D--> --> Good God what am I saying, me who can't even clean it up w/o puking arrggg, splat. --> --> :(-->
I think that if the doggie doo doo was batter dipped or something & not poisonous..it'd be bearable..& a person could sponsor alot of WC with that million!!!!!JJ
NO but HELL NO -- BUT -- I'd sure figure a way to get it done. For example. I already know my brother has 'dog poop eating experience'. When we were children, he use to take potatoe chips outside and use doggy poo for 'bean dip'. It use to really gross us out, but I caught on to him. Neighbor kids were betting him money to do it. SOOOO I'd call up my brother offer him 1/4th of the Million to do it, and keep the rest of the money for myself. Guilt? Naw, I would be giving my brother a business opportunity for which he would not resist.
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I would not eat them with a goat
I would not eat them in a boat
I would not eat them with a fox
I would not eat them in a box
I would not eat them in the rain
I would not eat them on a train......etc
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I was in this bar one night having a beer or twelve. I hear this voice say "you're a good lookin' fella!". I look around and no one seems to have said it so I go back to my beer. A few minutes later the same voice says "that's a nice shirt you're wearing". Again, no one. A couple of minutes after that, "nice haircut".
I called the bartender over to tell him about the voices I'm hearing. I was expecting him to cut me off, but he just smiled.
"That's the peanuts sir, they're complimentary".
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excathedra
cane around the neck pulling him off stage
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CKnapp3
My dignity is NOT for sale. I cannot stomach the idea of eating dog excrement, and furthermore I have a pretty weak stomach.
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Sudo
Hey Chuck..
It's a joke, man.. Sheesh!!!
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Hills Bro
"I cannot stomach the idea of eating dog excrement, and furthermore I have a pretty weak stomach. "
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Drink a bottle of Pepto before you munch down on some dog do do and you won't up Chuck !!
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Laugh a little , it's good medicine.
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I'm sure there was humor intended, but still, I wouldn't eat dog crap for a million dollars.
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Nothing wrong with a little humor. Therefore Hills, YOU can drink the bottle of Pepto and eat all the doggie doo you want.
:)--> As for me, forget it.
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Steve!
So you truly would pass up 1 MILLION dollars for a few moments of discomfort?
I think that if you were staring at an actual pile of cash, you would think a little before saying no. But that's just my opinion.
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excathedra
who really cares ? i don't have the believing to be offered a million bucks for dog doo doo
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Hills Bro
Ex..with that attitude you are now Marked and Avoided from this thread
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excathedra
eat doo doo
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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they
loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After
driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible
blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked
the attractive lady who answered the door if they
could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have
this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently
widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors
will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in
the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at
first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found
their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on
their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected
letter from an attorney.
It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he
finally determined that it was from the attorney of
that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do
you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we
stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months
ago?"
"Yes, I do." said Bob
"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the
night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about
being found out. "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling
her your name?"
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look,
I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did." "Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
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krys
What kind of dog?
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waterbuffalo
Does size matter?
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work
cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall,
handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so
striking that the woman could not take her eyes away from him.
The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare and
walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her
apologies for being so rude for staring, the young man said to
her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to
do, no matter how kinky, for $20, on one condition."
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.
The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me
to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment,
withdrew from her purse and slowly counted out four $5 bills,
which she pressed into the young man's hand along with her
address.
She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly,
meaningfully said......
"Clean my house."
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Greek2me
Kudo(s) to Sudo
LOL
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Second James
I think that if the doggie doo doo was batter dipped or something & not poisonous..it'd be bearable..& a person could sponsor alot of WC with that million!!!!!JJ
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mj412
Does the dog have worms?
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Trefor Heywood
Does hot dog poop count?
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Ham
Gruesome.. well, I'd have to see da color of da money first.. I still can count pretty well, too..
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"Would you eat Dog poop for 1 million Dollars?"
NO but HELL NO -- BUT -- I'd sure figure a way to get it done. For example. I already know my brother has 'dog poop eating experience'. When we were children, he use to take potatoe chips outside and use doggy poo for 'bean dip'. It use to really gross us out, but I caught on to him. Neighbor kids were betting him money to do it. SOOOO I'd call up my brother offer him 1/4th of the Million to do it, and keep the rest of the money for myself. Guilt? Naw, I would be giving my brother a business opportunity for which he would not resist.
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excathedra
who really cares ? i don't have the believing to be offered a million bucks for dog doo doo
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i just noticed i said that almost a year ago
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i would like to change my answer
YES i would eat dog poop for a million dollars
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but i still don't know if my believing is there to be given that "opportunity"
those of you who asked about the dog's size and worms etc. made me laugh
hills, you are a sick puppy
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