Steve!

Go to "chat.yahoo.com" Sign in. Click "Enter chatroom" In the message line, type "/join greasespotcafe"

Hey, Chattsy, you've got your husband, and you've already got this internet community to talk to. For 10 years, from the time I left a splinter group, I had no one to talk to - at all - about my Way time. I think it's wonderful that you are so open so quickly.

A man joins a monastery, to become a monk. The abbott there says, "We have a vow of silence. You may speak only 2 words every 5 years." The man agrees. 5 years go by, and the abbott says, "What would you like to say?" He says, "Cold food." The abbott says, "I'll look into it." 5 more years go by. The abbott says, "What would you like to say?" The man says, "Hard bed." The abbott replies, "I'll take care of that." 5 more years, the abbott says, "What would you like to say?" He says, "I QUIT!" Abbott says, "Good, you've done nothing but complain since you got here!"

I often say, "it's easier to get forgiveness than permission." If I have the ability to do something, I will do it. I would rather regret something I *did* do, than something I *didn't* do.

One time, I left the cap off of a marker overnight! Yesterday, I drank some milk that was one day past the expiration date! I ate a sandwich, and then went swimming right away! I didn't wait the 45 minutes! I took 11 items through the 10 item only lane at the supermarket! I'm bad!

We can tell which computer here where I work belongs to the blonde because of the white-out on the monitor! Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear mini-skirts? Cuz when they bend over their b@lls show . . .

Zixy, you sound very angry. Perhaps you haven't been getting enough sleep lately? Have you reread your posts? I haven't known you to sound so harsh ever, except one time when you misinterpreted one of my posts. Gingie's style is very obviously "stream of consciousness". I can't always follow it either. Does that mean that she's not welcome here?

6R, what's with the 'tude lately? What time of the month is it? With tongue firmly in cheek, Steve

Geez louise, I go to a couple of meetings, I pretend to get some work done, and I come back and THE has gone completely wacko! Krys, is this your vengeance for my HTML EXPERIMENTS posts? THE is gonna git you!

Dee, let me try . . . And a most wonderful and pleasant and happy birthday to Krys

Now that THE party's pickin up some steam, how bout pickin up some more Guinness? Or, heck, even MGD.

Just hit escape a couple of times, and it will stop. link="#D700D7"> [This message was edited by Steve! on August 08, 2002 at 15:53.]

duh!! Almost? dang!! Now I'll have to try twice as hard!

Let's see if THIS works! hahaha - just wait a few seconds

Perhaps da Propheta dabobbada bobba nebuchadnezzerbada will see his way clear to regaling THE with his words of wit? Or perhaps I'm only half right? THE official rabble rouser of GSCafe, Steve!

Here's how littlehawk weighs his cat: He steps on the scale with his cat, then subtracts his own weight, and the result is his cat's weight! MY cat weighs 78 pounds. Amazing, considering he FEELS as light as a feather!

I use the nic Steve! because, well, because . . . umm, what was the question again?

What, is your momma's name Annie? ANI - plural of anus NON SUNT PERMITENDERE - are not allowed therefore ANI NON SUNT PERMITENDERE NO @ssh0l3s ALLOWED (or ALOUD, if you prefer)

ANI NON SUNT PERMITENDERE

Every time I see the title of this thread I think of those 2 Okie promises - 1. The check is in my mouth and 2. I won't ____ in your mail.

Eaglegirl, you're on AOL. I'm not, so I can't give you step by step instructions. But you can copy a picture to the webspace that you have available, and then you can link to it in your post. But it sounds like there's a learning curve involved with doing that. Good luck!

If it's in your Windows folder, then it is NOT on the internet. When something is on the internet it is stored on a web-hosting server. Many Internet Service Providers (such as AOL) include some web hosting space as part of the package. So the only way to include a picture in a post, when it's in your Windows folder, is to make it an attachment.

Cath, I can see how you would think 6R's post was snide. Just remember, conveying tone via text is pretty difficult. I saw that he was attempting to be facetious, rather than snide. But that's because I do the same thing. Tell me, have you never been misunderstood?

Okay, you may want a further explanation of "just post a link". I can take a hint - sometimes. If the URL was this: www.napster.com/songlink.mp3 then to post a link to it you would type in something like this: <a href="www.napster.com/songlink.mp3">Name of the Song!!!</a> Change the www.napster.com/songlink.mp3 to whatever is the URL of what you want to post, but otherwise type it character for character. And you'll be all set! Oh, you may notice that the www.napster.com/blahblah looks like a link - that's another way of adding a link to a post, just type in the URL minus the "http://" part

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doctor, I keep hearing that song, 'What's New Pussycat'. What does it mean?" The doctor says, "You've got 'Tom Jones' syndrome." The man says, "Is it rare?" Doc says, "It's not unusual."