why buy the whole pig for just a little sausage

[templelady]

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here'san update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Becausewomen realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Men are like....

1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like. Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are

.3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually headright for your hips.

6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snow storms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Edited October 1, 2006 by templelady

[RumRunner]

Amen!! Glad I am a guy!!!

Edited October 1, 2006 by RumRunner

[Suda]

Love it TempleLady!

Glad to be a cow, not a pig! Elsie rules!

Suda

Edited October 2, 2006 by sudossuda

[coolchef]

aren't we grand! you forgot this!!

[GeorgeStGeorge]

.3. Men are like ...... Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

But for some reason, women keep trying...

George

[dmiller]

4. Men are like .......Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

;)

Edited October 2, 2006 by dmiller

[GrouchoMarxJr]

...As far as us men who are more advanced in years...

"The older the bull, the stiffer the horn".

[johniam]

Women are like.......dog doo doo; the older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

[allan w.]

ROFLMAO !!

And don't forget the 'oldie but goodie'...

W.ashing I.roning F.ood E.ntertainment

[Jim]

Ok, this really belonged in the why buy the whole pig for just a little sausage thread.

When my daughter was 16 I warned her that young men were like puppies. They are cute and fun to play and cuddle with, but it's only a matter of time before they wreck your stuff and make a mess on your bed...

She's 19 now and agrees...

Apologies to GSers with sons who might be offended...

[Out There]

Templelady

You must be alot of fun on a first date

[Galen]

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. ...

LOL

In many cases men buy the cow and still dont get any milk.

I am not entirely sure that buying the cow is a good idea.

I have certainly seen cows that ony provide milk, so long as they are in an 'un-bought' status.

:)