Well, I'm sure there have been amazing technological advances in the industry, but surely you must have some sort of training program. It seems unfair to presume I won't be able to learn.
I figured you guys might be able to give me some pointers. I need to shape up. Fast.
Are you just looking to lose weight, or do you want increased strength and flexibility as well?
"Sometimes you have to be a high-riding b#tch to survive. Sometimes being a b#tch is all a woman has to hold onto."
"Husbands die every day, Dolores. Why... one is probably dying right now while you're sitting here weeping. They die... and leave their wives their money. I should know, shouldn't I? Sometimes they're driving home from their mistress' apartment and their brakes suddenly fail."
Bonus Hints:
Think of the dialogue being spoken with a Maine accent.
This movie was adapted from a NYT's best-selling novel.
Nope. This is an old movie. A classic. Here's another clue.
"Blast off: one-eight-oh. Two hundred: Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. Two ten: U.S. Government certified. Two twenty: lunar trajectory, junk of the month club, sirloin steak. Two thirty: Grade A poison. Absolute dynamite. Eighty-nine percent pure junk. Best I've ever seen. If the rest is like this, you'll be dealing on this load for two years."
Nope. This is an old movie. A classic. Here's another clue.
"Blast off: one-eight-oh. Two hundred: Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. Two ten: U.S. Government certified. Two twenty: lunar trajectory, junk of the month club, sirloin steak. Two thirty: Grade A poison. Absolute dynamite. Eighty-nine percent pure junk. Best I've ever seen. If the rest is like this, you'll be dealing on this load for two years."
Let's see dealing 89% pure junk, must be a movie about drug trafficking, at least in part, and an older movie that's a classic. There's only one that I can think of:
X - What has happened to you? How did you turn out this way? You know everything about me. I don't know sh#t about you. Not a damn thing.
Y - That's the way it is.
X - Why?
Y - Why what?
X - All of this?
Y - Why not? I do what every man dreams of. I take what I want.
X - How many women after the first?
Y -I don't know. I've lost count. I had a girl in that cage when we were dining upstairs. Those kind of women disappear all the time. No one misses them...
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Crimson Tide?
GeorgeStGeorge
I'm guessing that WW won't mind my adding a clue: the movie starred Danny Kaye. George
WordWolf
Once again, you posted a quote from a movie, where you could have posted 1/2 the script without me getting it, except for the one quote you posted. This was from early on in "Red Dawn."
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I'll take a whack at it.
I don't think you'd fit in here.
I have fast food experience.
Yeah, like twenty years ago!
Well, I'm sure there have been amazing technological advances in the industry, but surely you must have some sort of training program. It seems unfair to presume I won't be able to learn.
I figured you guys might be able to give me some pointers. I need to shape up. Fast.
Are you just looking to lose weight, or do you want increased strength and flexibility as well?
I want to look good naked!
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GeorgeStGeorge
"Dodge Ball"?
George
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Human without the bean
No, that's not it. I see why you would go there.
It's a satirical / comedy!
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O.K. I got some more. This should do it. (But probably not)
Smile, you're at Mr. Smiley's, that'll be four eighty-nine, please.
Would you like some Smiley Sauce?
No. No, actually... I'd like to fill out an application.
There's not jobs for manager, it's just for counter.
Good. I'm looking for the least possible amount of responsibility.
And I'll throw in the most famous line from this movie for free
Welcome to Americas Weirdest Home Movies
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I just watched this again over the holidays - great movie.
American Beauty
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Human without the bean
Hurray. You got it. Go directly pass go and collect 200 dolas.
Thanks for playing bfh. We could use a few more players.
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New Flick:
Now, you listen to me, Mr. Grand High Poobah of Upper B#ttcrack, I'm just about half-past give a sh#t with your fun and games.
That is the last time you ever hit me! Next time, one of us is going to the bone yard.
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Here's some more:
"Sometimes you have to be a high-riding b#tch to survive. Sometimes being a b#tch is all a woman has to hold onto."
"Husbands die every day, Dolores. Why... one is probably dying right now while you're sitting here weeping. They die... and leave their wives their money. I should know, shouldn't I? Sometimes they're driving home from their mistress' apartment and their brakes suddenly fail."
Bonus Hints:
Think of the dialogue being spoken with a Maine accent.
This movie was adapted from a NYT's best-selling novel.
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GeorgeStGeorge
Sorry. I got nothin'.
George
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Delores Claiborne
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bfh
That's right. You're up.
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From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars,
"I am man.", our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our mortality.
But tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself. Tonight, we shall
ascend into the heavens.We shall mock the earthquake. We shall command the thunders,
and penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself.
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bfh
Young Frankenstein?
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Human without the bean
Yes, that's it bfh. Your turm.
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New Flick:
X - How do you feel?
Y - Full of hot air.
X- Isn't that what public speaking is all about?
X - My husband's work involves a great deal of public speaking.
Y - Then he should change jobs.
X - He can't.
Y - What is he, an indentured servant?
X - Something like that.
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The King's Speech.
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bfh
The King's Speech is correct. Turned out to be a much better movie than I anticipated.
You're up.
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I agree. I was pleasantly surprised.
Okay, next clue.
This is Doyle. I'm sittin' on Frog One.
Bill Mulderig: Yeah, I know that. We got the Westbury covered like a tent.
Doyle: The Westbury my a$$! I got him on the shuttle at Grand Central, now what the hell's going on up there?
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I'm guessing Taking of Pelham 1, 2, 3, solely on the shuttle at Grand Central comment.
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Nope. This is an old movie. A classic. Here's another clue.
"Blast off: one-eight-oh. Two hundred: Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. Two ten: U.S. Government certified. Two twenty: lunar trajectory, junk of the month club, sirloin steak. Two thirty: Grade A poison. Absolute dynamite. Eighty-nine percent pure junk. Best I've ever seen. If the rest is like this, you'll be dealing on this load for two years."
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Let's see dealing 89% pure junk, must be a movie about drug trafficking, at least in part, and an older movie that's a classic. There's only one that I can think of:
Could it be The French Connection?
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It could be and it is. You're up BFH. :D
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New Flick:
X - What has happened to you? How did you turn out this way? You know everything about me. I don't know sh#t about you. Not a damn thing.
Y - That's the way it is.
X - Why?
Y - Why what?
X - All of this?
Y - Why not? I do what every man dreams of. I take what I want.
X - How many women after the first?
Y -I don't know. I've lost count. I had a girl in that cage when we were dining upstairs. Those kind of women disappear all the time. No one misses them...
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