By the lack of response that means you need more lines.
Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of That's Mine, This Is Yours.
Do me a favor, for your own good, put your name in your books right now before they get mixed up and you won't know whose is whose. 'Cause someday, believe it or not, you'll go 15 rounds over who's gonna get this coffee table. This stupid, wagon wheel, Roy Rogers, garage sale COFFEE TABLE.
Most women at one time or another have faked an orgasm.
Well, they haven't faked it with me.
How do you know?
Because I know.
Oh. Right. Thats right. I forgot. You're a man.
What was that supposed to mean?
Nothing. Its just that all men are sure it never happened to them and all women at one time or other have done it so you do the math.
Ok. This is from a movie came out it the mid 80's.
You know what your problem is? Your face. Come on, you're too good-looking. Girls go out with you and get nervous. They feel dumpy, they don't want to compete. They want a guy like... like me. A guy who'll make them look good. A basic Neanderthal type. The swarthy type. A man's man.
You know what you are, Martin? You're a 14-carat fu*k-up, that's what you are.
Something wrong?
Godda*# smartmouth. Jesus, you got a mouth! You think people like that mouth? You think customers like it? Mr Big Shot. How come you didn't cut off that dump on canal street?
The Swallow?
Awww, I say dump and he immediately connects with the Swallow! You know what a swallow is?
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Crimson Tide?
GeorgeStGeorge
I'm guessing that WW won't mind my adding a clue: the movie starred Danny Kaye. George
WordWolf
Once again, you posted a quote from a movie, where you could have posted 1/2 the script without me getting it, except for the one quote you posted. This was from early on in "Red Dawn."
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Human without the bean
I think it's Hancock isn't it?
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Raf
(I looked it up: You're correct)
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Jbarrax
Sorry, Monday nights are always hectic at Chez Barrax.
Hancock is correct. You're up Hoomin :-)
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Human without the bean
I might need more lines to acquaint someone with this movie.
I think restaurants have become too important!
I agree. Restaurants are to people in the Eighties what theater
was to people in the sixties. I read that in a magazine.
I wrote that!
Get out of here. I've never quoted anything from a magazine in my life
That's amazing. Don't you think thats amazing? And you wrote it.
I also wrote "Pesto is the quiche of the Eighties"!
Get over yourself.
I did.
Where did I read that?
New York magazine!
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By the lack of response that means you need more lines.
Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of That's Mine, This Is Yours.
Do me a favor, for your own good, put your name in your books right now before they get mixed up and you won't know whose is whose. 'Cause someday, believe it or not, you'll go 15 rounds over who's gonna get this coffee table. This stupid, wagon wheel, Roy Rogers, garage sale COFFEE TABLE.
Most women at one time or another have faked an orgasm.
Well, they haven't faked it with me.
How do you know?
Because I know.
Oh. Right. Thats right. I forgot. You're a man.
What was that supposed to mean?
Nothing. Its just that all men are sure it never happened to them and all women at one time or other have done it so you do the math.
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GeorgeStGeorge
Sounds vaguely familiar, but no clear memories.
George
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Human without the bean
Still hazy huh? Thought for sure those lines would bring somebody out of the fog and into the clearing.
Especially the stupid, wagon wheel, Roy Rodger, garage sale, coffee table one.
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Jbarrax
Sorry doesn't ring a bell here either.
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WordWolf
I'll take a wild swing.
"When Harry Met Sally"?
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Human without the bean
WordWolf I saw that you guessed it right when I was posting this. Your Go.
If you got this far this should do it. I'll have what shes having. (technically, not for this thread though).
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WordWolf
Ok, next movie.
"Life's like a movie, write your own ending..."
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Human without the bean
Perhaps a little more WordWolf, I don't recognize it.
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"Life's like a movie, write your own ending..."
"..keep pretending, keep believing, and that's just what we've set out to do...."
"...with the lovers...the dreamers...and you!"
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Human without the bean
Can't come up with anything WordWolf.
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"Life's like a movie, write your own ending..."
"..keep pretending, keep believing, and that's just what we've set out to do...."
"...with the lovers...the dreamers...and you!"
"Hey you. You with the banjo. Can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction."
"Have you tried Hare Krishna?"
"We am, is, are, and be, they whom as are known as: The Electric Mayhem!"
"They don't look like Presbyterians to me."
"What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
"A four foot prune!"
"Jack, get rid of this heap. Come out here!
"What? What?"
"That's my jack."
"Oh, hi Jack!"
"Jack not name! Jack job!"
"When a German scientist tells you to hold on to your hat, it's not casual conversation. HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT! HAT! HOLD!
Good."
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GeorgeStGeorge
?????????
Sounds liek a wild movie!
George
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Raf
I have an idea, based solely on the last line in the first quote...
The Muppet Movie
?
And my guess is for the original Muppet Movie, not the newest one.
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WordWolf
Indeed, it IS.
I thought that was a big clue, myself.
I also included a few quotes that would have reminded ME of the movie.
Most of you are overdue to see this movie again.
See it, it's funny.
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"Life's like a movie, write your own ending..."
"..keep pretending, keep believing, and that's just what we've set out to do...."
"...with the lovers...the dreamers...and you!"
The Muppets in the theater at the end, working on the movie.
(The last line was a callback to "the Rainbow Connection" from early in the movie.)
"Hey you. You with the banjo. Can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction."
"Have you tried Hare Krishna?"
The Hare Krishna thing was a running gag in the movie, and was even said to be one IN the movie.
"We am, is, are, and be, they whom as are known as: The Electric Mayhem!"
Dr Teeth's band is The Electric Mayhem!
I would have worked out the movie just from that.
"They don't look like Presbyterians to me."
Fozzie, looking in the church and seeing the band practice.
"What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
"A four foot prune!"
Floyd and Dr Bunsen Honeydew.
"Jack, get rid of this heap. Come out here!
"What? What?"
"That's my jack."
"Oh, hi Jack!"
"Jack not name! Jack job!"
That big Muppet, who picked up care.
"When a German scientist tells you to hold on to your hat, it's not casual conversation. HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT! HAT! HOLD!
Good."
Mel Brooks as the mad scientist.
Go, Raf!
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Human without the bean
Raf u rascal your up.
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Human without the bean
Anyone think Raf would mind if I took his turn during his absence?
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GeorgeStGeorge
It's been four days. I'd go for it.
George
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Human without the bean
Ok. This is from a movie came out it the mid 80's.
You know what your problem is? Your face. Come on, you're too good-looking. Girls go out with you and get nervous. They feel dumpy, they don't want to compete. They want a guy like... like me. A guy who'll make them look good. A basic Neanderthal type. The swarthy type. A man's man.
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Jbarrax
Sounds familiar, but I can't place it. Can we get another clue?
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Human without the bean
Sure.
You know what you are, Martin? You're a 14-carat fu*k-up, that's what you are.
Something wrong?
Godda*# smartmouth. Jesus, you got a mouth! You think people like that mouth? You think customers like it? Mr Big Shot. How come you didn't cut off that dump on canal street?
The Swallow?
Awww, I say dump and he immediately connects with the Swallow! You know what a swallow is?
Oh let me guess, it's a bird?
Yeah it's a bird, a loser bird, a dodo!
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