When I bailed about two years ago, it was every other year. If my old, feeble mind remembers correctly, they were on even-numbered years. They were doing them in Dallas because of the size of the event. You probably check with the New Knoxville YMCA to see if it's there this year. ;-)
But the thing that should really trouble the organization is, if they offered it FREE including airfare, attendance would very likely not improve much.
Yes, the spay-shul is in Dallas again this year. I remember being thrilled that we weren't qualified to go. We had forgotten everything we learned as advanced class grads, weren't good ensamples to the household or had debt....I can't remember ;)-->
Now my ex must be jumping in his boots because he will be able to sit in an airport for 6 hours, fly to Dallas where he gets to spend $300 for 2 days worth of meals and an additional $300 to hear the greatest TWIts in the world read Bible verses and tell him what a schmuck he is and how much more they should be doing in the household since they are the faithful, mature disciples in the only household of God. Then he will get to wait an hour for a shuttle bus to take him back to the airport for another 4 hour wait to get on a plane packed full of tired, grumpy people. This will get him home so late he will probably just stay up instead of trying to get any sleep before heading off to work on Monday with his new blessed soul.
Mr. Hammeroni, they still have the 2 drink limit. You wouldn't be able to drink enough beer unless you sneaked it in.
I remember watching guys drink "yards of ale" at some British pubs when I was much younger. Those might be large enough containers to stay within the 2 limit and be able to sit through the teaching without puking.
I bailed 4 yrs. ago....wonder what the requirements are..let's see, sell everything, no debt allowed. like my friends husband, work in kerosine heated garage during 0 degree's along with soaring high winds, while your beard is freesing with iclces at midnight in the middle of winter and fix those extra cars and sell them so your wife who has cancer can go to Adv. class to kick the Adversarys *** and to please the hand of your BC and report you have paid off 2000 in debt in your first rreport, and be ready to report your progress in 5 more days...........They werent there to change her bandages, sit and listen to Dr.s finding in reports or take walks to ease her heart and blow up baloons and put prayers in every baloon and release them to God on very sleepless nights, my bible says we walk in love and serve each other and care for each other......................................struck a bad nerve...so, sorry. I tear when I hear or Advance class anything!!!!!!!!!who cares!!!!!!!!
I am not going this time! I remember I started posting on GSC right before the last AC-Not-So-Spayshul. I was still an innie and in major turmoil because I knew that I needed to get the H out of twitville. Yet my waybrain took over and justified my existence in that putrid place.
Yes, that spayshul was BORING, BORING, BORING!!! Did I say it was boring???
This year we are having Mexican for Thanksgiving. I'm making flan. And we will be drinking margaritas. No freaking hotel with expensive food and BORING teaching! I will be with family enjoying myself. Now THAT'S spiritual.
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Steve!,
When I bailed about two years ago, it was every other year. If my old, feeble mind remembers correctly, they were on even-numbered years. They were doing them in Dallas because of the size of the event. You probably check with the New Knoxville YMCA to see if it's there this year. ;-)
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excathedra
i believe someone said there is one in dallas, texas this year
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JustThinking
Well, they didn't invite me. Hahahahahaha...
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excathedra
i didn't get invited either
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Ham
They are probably too busy trying to get truth off of Martinpukes heel to have time to invite any of us..
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Steve!
Hmmm, I hope Dallas is ready for them. After all, 14 people can make quite an impact on the economy of a city!
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But the thing that should really trouble the organization is, if they offered it FREE including airfare, attendance would very likely not improve much.
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Steve!
Hahahahahahaha...
The Lone Star state will never be the same!
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If they offered free beer, that may help..
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Ham
Enough beer, and I might be able to listen to about anything. At least the weekend would be a little more tolerable.
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Yes, the spay-shul is in Dallas again this year. I remember being thrilled that we weren't qualified to go. We had forgotten everything we learned as advanced class grads, weren't good ensamples to the household or had debt....I can't remember
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Now my ex must be jumping in his boots because he will be able to sit in an airport for 6 hours, fly to Dallas where he gets to spend $300 for 2 days worth of meals and an additional $300 to hear the greatest TWIts in the world read Bible verses and tell him what a schmuck he is and how much more they should be doing in the household since they are the faithful, mature disciples in the only household of God. Then he will get to wait an hour for a shuttle bus to take him back to the airport for another 4 hour wait to get on a plane packed full of tired, grumpy people. This will get him home so late he will probably just stay up instead of trying to get any sleep before heading off to work on Monday with his new blessed soul.
Mr. Hammeroni, they still have the 2 drink limit. You wouldn't be able to drink enough beer unless you sneaked it in.
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True Belle, but I can still dream, can't I?
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Considering the current state of affairs, I do not think they would be "spiritual enough" to catch me if I went beyond the 12 beer limit..
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GeorgeStGeorge
Maybe if you put the beers in "Big Gulp" tumblers?
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Belle & Mr. H,
When I first got in the corps liked to point out that there was no definition of the size of that drink. ;-)
Bring a big beer stein! Heck, get one on wheels. Better yet, wear one of those hats that hold two beer cans and have a hose going to your mouth. ;-)
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Heh heh heh.
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"Bring one on wheels" ha ha ha ha..
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I remember watching guys drink "yards of ale" at some British pubs when I was much younger. Those might be large enough containers to stay within the 2 limit and be able to sit through the teaching without puking.
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socks
the internet is such a strange place.
Uh...
:D--> 
:D--> ... do a google search for whap, just that word, whap.
*** if you're at work, don't - the search result is...welll, it's kind of funny given that's the name of the class....
must...resist...possible inappro...priate....humor!!!.....must re-sist.....mmmffffaugfgggghhh....resisting, resist.....ing!!!!
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I bailed 4 yrs. ago....wonder what the requirements are..let's see, sell everything, no debt allowed. like my friends husband, work in kerosine heated garage during 0 degree's along with soaring high winds, while your beard is freesing with iclces at midnight in the middle of winter and fix those extra cars and sell them so your wife who has cancer can go to Adv. class to kick the Adversarys *** and to please the hand of your BC and report you have paid off 2000 in debt in your first rreport, and be ready to report your progress in 5 more days...........They werent there to change her bandages, sit and listen to Dr.s finding in reports or take walks to ease her heart and blow up baloons and put prayers in every baloon and release them to God on very sleepless nights, my bible says we walk in love and serve each other and care for each other......................................struck a bad nerve...so, sorry. I tear when I hear or Advance class anything!!!!!!!!!who cares!!!!!!!!
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Hahahahahaha... could it be a coincidence?! No Way! (No pun intended)
Well, it's good to see Witches of Ephesians have a career in publishing to fall back on.
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I am not going this time! I remember I started posting on GSC right before the last AC-Not-So-Spayshul. I was still an innie and in major turmoil because I knew that I needed to get the H out of twitville. Yet my waybrain took over and justified my existence in that putrid place.
Yes, that spayshul was BORING, BORING, BORING!!! Did I say it was boring???
This year we are having Mexican for Thanksgiving. I'm making flan. And we will be drinking margaritas. No freaking hotel with expensive food and BORING teaching! I will be with family enjoying myself. Now THAT'S spiritual.
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Radar OReilly
Please check your private topics.
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I know JT! I'm so used to googling, I had to see what whap would bring up. Talk about training disciples!
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"Bad boy! BAD boy!!!"
Maybe the "special" part this year will be Whap! workshops...for the men.
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Aaaah. The mind pictures...It's just too good. Gotta get my mind right...
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