You guys're scaring me. :o JL, take that pant suit off right now! You'll look much better in the pink slip. Rottiegrrrrl, make him behave. :P
If Heidi succeeds I imagine her place will be filled with music, dance, laughter, food and drink and women will be bonding and partying and trying on riding boots while they playfully snap their ridiing crops and wait for the Dungeon Room to open up and still others struggle to pick between "Bob The Brick Layer" and
"Jerry, The Disrespectul Delivery Boy".
They'll leave flushed and laughing in buses and head back to the casinoes for some late night one-armed banditry proudly weaing T-shirts that say "I Got Some At Heidi's!" on the front and "Next Time He'll Pay ME!" on the back. It will be a lusty celebration, strange but wonderful in it's own way.
Meanwhile down the road at the guys place they'll be nervously eating stale potato chips and avoiding looking anyone in the eye while they pace around with their buddies and talk about how "hay-ull no this ain't my first time!" while a woman named "Delilah" with Winstons on her breath and a tatoo on her shoulder of a shark says "you're next". ;)
Damn, Socks, there ain't no question 'bout it. You've outdone me fore shore!! Haha! For some reason, I just thought that the "Church Lady" needed to be here on the scene, although, I definitely do not posess the wit of Dana Carvey! I just love that "sketch" (why is it a sketch and not a skit?) when she'he says; "Now, isn't that special?" as he/she says it with his/her pursed lips cocked to one side...Too funny!
Okay, Jonny Lingo is now untied, has been released, and the Church Lady is gone. And Heidi Fleiss, I wish you success, and many a "happy ending" client.............
Dang Rotttie! See what you got going here?! You've been gone and we were wondering where the heck you were. AND you come back talking about the S word and everything......holy moly girl! You just need to go to Vegas on opening day this February and get it over with!
Maybe us GSers can take up a lust offering, and I will meet you there to give it to you. I'm only 1 1/2 hours away from Vegas.
You know, I talk a lot but I'd probably chicken out. I think I'm just frustrated at being a good girl for so long.
There is a local smoke shop, and I became friends with the owner over the years. He died last spring, but I still was close with one of his young sons.
He (the son) actually brought in this friend of his. a 19 year old virgin, and tried to get me to..er..de-virginize him...
The guy wanted to do it too! He was from Jordan, working for Dominick's taking classes on becoming a nurse, he was sweet, naive, good looking, and I just couldn't do it.
Fantasy is fun, but reality really separates the players from the wannabes?
But then Heidi and her stud farm is all about fantasy. What goes on there stays there, and you don't have to worry about running into the guy (or his buddies) on the street.
So who knows?
1 and 1/2 hours away? Shoot. I'd drive longer to pick up a dog I wanted!
Oh hey ladies, you'd be surprised at the power us "seasoned" women have over some of these young guys. It's a hoot. Try it sometime. Just throw out a " God I've been good for so long, I'm getting too damn frustrated." And you would be surprised at how many of these young guys are sympathetic to your problem.
It's quite fun.
I think that they look at older woman as being more of a safe bet then a young one. A young one might slap them in the face but they see an older woman as the worst that could happen is she'll say no but she will be complimented. And I think they're right! :P
Umm....I think Jonny will B. Goode here and just say that this has been a funny thread. And as far as Heidi Fleiss goes, I suppose that her farm will undoubtedly prosper. My wife went once to a male stripper show and she said that the girls acted in ways she never would have expected, herself excluded. When I was doing the branch leader thing, she talked a bunch of wives and single girls into going to see the "Fabulous La Bares Dancers", and my oh my did she learn a thing or two about the local believer gals! I am sure that the Church Lady would have had a thing or two to say about that incident! And so, I am sure that the farm will have it's clients. And RottieGirl, well, I'll bet you'll have to pay a whole lot, don't ya think? I wonder what the'll charge?
When I was doing the branch leader thing, she talked a bunch of wives and single girls into going to see the "Fabulous La Bares Dancers", and my oh my did she learn a thing or two about the local believer gals! I am sure that the Church Lady would have had a thing or two to say about that incident! And so, I am sure that the farm will have it's clients. And RottieGirl, well, I'll bet you'll have to pay a whole lot, don't ya think? I wonder what the'll charge?
250 an hour which is still a lot cheaper than what guys would pay for a woman.
So you were a branch leader! What a hoot! Damn they could sure have used somebody like you and your wife at the local boring offshoot out here!
Oh well, off to work now. Have to put my fantasies aside for a couple hours anyway. ;)
jardinero's gonna whippit good!.... Glad to provide inspiration! :)
Rottiegrrrl, you crack me up. :D I didn't want to chase you off Church Lady! I was hoping Rottiegrrrrl would 'pank you into line!
Anybody know how old Heidi is? Just wondering, have to look it up somewhere. Hey, maybe she'll get Charlie Sheen to do some celebrity TV infomercials!!
Weinie roast Tom? Tom, Lad!! Tom! It be good to see you fella!
Somehow weinie roasts on this thread sound....severe. I can picture - well, let's not go there, but someone at the grill saying "Your weiners ready, we have 12 kinds of buns - which kind would you like it in?"
Rottie, I'll gladly head down to the farm with you and Jardinero! I dunno about the weenie roast part, though....sounds like we'd get more for our money if we didn't do any roasting. ;)
Hey now, doncha'all hafta come right through Kansas City to get to Nevada??? What about pickin' up bo along the way? - yeah, I'd probably enjoy some "female bonding!" I wonder how many single GS ladies or "single for that weekend" we could gather up along the way...
Seriously tho, I drove 60 miles through a blizzard about 20 years ago to witness my sister's performance at one of her bridal showers. This one included a male stripper. It was such a hoot watching her pretend not to enjoy the show.
Okay ladies, now we have a mission. Our own dear Moony is in need of a proper bachelorette party...
How soon's that place gonna open? C'mon Chatty Kathy, Shellon, we have some plannin' to do. Wacky, can you organize Donner, Nellie,Chas, Hopefull and Radar and any other ladies along "your 1/3 of the country, Shell, I know you're busy with school, but I'm thinkin' you've got phone calls to make and you could pick Rottie up on your way down...
Belle, can you pick up our lady of honor and bring her on up? No doubt Hope would at least want to come along for the fellowship along the way, besides, she's been to Vegas, so she could guide our tour. Y'all pick up rascal and whatwouldjesuslaughat along the way.
Gammacoffey would probably be willing to drive, so she could pick up coolwaters. Jet's near enough to me that she can ride with me.
And don't Kit, Dammit Janet and Valerie LIVE in Vegas? Oh wow, the possibilities are endless....
<_<
I'm thinking we'd about have our own "Pay to play with a man caravan."
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You guys're scaring me. :o JL, take that pant suit off right now! You'll look much better in the pink slip.
Rottiegrrrrl, make him behave. :P
If Heidi succeeds I imagine her place will be filled with music, dance, laughter, food and drink and women will be bonding and partying and trying on riding boots while they playfully snap their ridiing crops and wait for the Dungeon Room to open up and still others struggle to pick between "Bob The Brick Layer" and
"Jerry, The Disrespectul Delivery Boy".
They'll leave flushed and laughing in buses and head back to the casinoes for some late night one-armed banditry proudly weaing T-shirts that say "I Got Some At Heidi's!" on the front and "Next Time He'll Pay ME!" on the back. It will be a lusty celebration, strange but wonderful in it's own way.
Meanwhile down the road at the guys place they'll be nervously eating stale potato chips and avoiding looking anyone in the eye while they pace around with their buddies and talk about how "hay-ull no this ain't my first time!" while a woman named "Delilah" with Winstons on her breath and a tatoo on her shoulder of a shark says "you're next". ;)
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Damn, Socks, there ain't no question 'bout it. You've outdone me fore shore!! Haha! For some reason, I just thought that the "Church Lady" needed to be here on the scene, although, I definitely do not posess the wit of Dana Carvey! I just love that "sketch" (why is it a sketch and not a skit?) when she'he says; "Now, isn't that special?" as he/she says it with his/her pursed lips cocked to one side...Too funny!
Okay, Jonny Lingo is now untied, has been released, and the Church Lady is gone. And Heidi Fleiss, I wish you success, and many a "happy ending" client.............
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Dang Rotttie! See what you got going here?! You've been gone and we were wondering where the heck you were. AND you come back talking about the S word and everything......holy moly girl! You just need to go to Vegas on opening day this February and get it over with!
Maybe us GSers can take up a lust offering, and I will meet you there to give it to you. I'm only 1 1/2 hours away from Vegas.
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ChattyKathy
Jonny, how to reply? :unsure: ;)
Y'all are too much! :P
And one could easily get in trouble here I suspect.
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You know, I talk a lot but I'd probably chicken out. I think I'm just frustrated at being a good girl for so long.
There is a local smoke shop, and I became friends with the owner over the years. He died last spring, but I still was close with one of his young sons.
He (the son) actually brought in this friend of his. a 19 year old virgin, and tried to get me to..er..de-virginize him...
The guy wanted to do it too! He was from Jordan, working for Dominick's taking classes on becoming a nurse, he was sweet, naive, good looking, and I just couldn't do it.
Fantasy is fun, but reality really separates the players from the wannabes?
But then Heidi and her stud farm is all about fantasy. What goes on there stays there, and you don't have to worry about running into the guy (or his buddies) on the street.
So who knows?
1 and 1/2 hours away? Shoot. I'd drive longer to pick up a dog I wanted!
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ChattyKathy
How do I respond to some of what you just said in public? I can't!
You crack me up on driving longer for a dog. :D
Good Gawd girl you are one funny lady.
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RottieGrrrl
I know Chatty and I think I'm in for it once Johnny reads that post too.
But you guys are enciting me! Bad little greasespotters!
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I've all the confidence in the world that our dear Jonny will only help get you in trouble. ;)
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moony3424
Come on guys, you can't let us girls down now. I know you can do it!!!
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Oh hey ladies, you'd be surprised at the power us "seasoned" women have over some of these young guys. It's a hoot. Try it sometime. Just throw out a " God I've been good for so long, I'm getting too damn frustrated." And you would be surprised at how many of these young guys are sympathetic to your problem.
It's quite fun.
I think that they look at older woman as being more of a safe bet then a young one. A young one might slap them in the face but they see an older woman as the worst that could happen is she'll say no but she will be complimented. And I think they're right! :P
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Umm....I think Jonny will B. Goode here and just say that this has been a funny thread. And as far as Heidi Fleiss goes, I suppose that her farm will undoubtedly prosper. My wife went once to a male stripper show and she said that the girls acted in ways she never would have expected, herself excluded. When I was doing the branch leader thing, she talked a bunch of wives and single girls into going to see the "Fabulous La Bares Dancers", and my oh my did she learn a thing or two about the local believer gals! I am sure that the Church Lady would have had a thing or two to say about that incident! And so, I am sure that the farm will have it's clients. And RottieGirl, well, I'll bet you'll have to pay a whole lot, don't ya think? I wonder what the'll charge?
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250 an hour which is still a lot cheaper than what guys would pay for a woman.
So you were a branch leader! What a hoot! Damn they could sure have used somebody like you and your wife at the local boring offshoot out here!
Oh well, off to work now. Have to put my fantasies aside for a couple hours anyway. ;)
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Lust offering. That's funny.
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jardinero
From Rottie:
All of us oldtimers KNOW you need NO enticing, girl! lol
Although Socks' post reminds me I need to dig through my closet for my riding crop (wonder where I put that thing, she thinks....) ;)
J.
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yeah RottieGurl... it's good to see you around here again...
...but I'm thinking you really are obsessed with this idea aren't you??? :)
...and you'll drive farther for a dog? hmmm.... let us know how it goes...
(or maybe you could organize a weenie roast at Heidi's with our sister Jardi???)
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jardinero's gonna whippit good!....
Glad to provide inspiration! :)
Rottiegrrrl, you crack me up. :D I didn't want to chase you off Church Lady! I was hoping Rottiegrrrrl would 'pank you into line!
Anybody know how old Heidi is? Just wondering, have to look it up somewhere. Hey, maybe she'll get Charlie Sheen to do some celebrity TV infomercials!!
Weinie roast Tom? Tom, Lad!! Tom! It be good to see you fella!
Somehow weinie roasts on this thread sound....severe. I can picture - well, let's not go there, but someone at the grill saying "Your weiners ready, we have 12 kinds of buns - which kind would you like it in?"
:P :P :P :P
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Belle
HEY!! I WANT A T-SHIRT, TOO!!!
Rottie, I'll gladly head down to the farm with you and Jardinero! I dunno about the weenie roast part, though....sounds like we'd get more for our money if we didn't do any roasting. ;)
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jardinero
Now THAT'S very dangerous treo in the state of NV - - Rottie, Belle and me!!!!! lol
J.
PS. Whippit good! lol
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Hey now, doncha'all hafta come right through Kansas City to get to Nevada??? What about pickin' up bo along the way? - yeah, I'd probably enjoy some "female bonding!" I wonder how many single GS ladies or "single for that weekend" we could gather up along the way...
Seriously tho, I drove 60 miles through a blizzard about 20 years ago to witness my sister's performance at one of her bridal showers. This one included a male stripper. It was such a hoot watching her pretend not to enjoy the show.
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Oh cr*p! Add Bo to the mix and we'd get arrested for sure! lol
;)
J.
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moony3424
Can I go too? I'd wouldn't mind a T-Shirt. We could make this thing a bachelorette party!!
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Okay ladies, now we have a mission. Our own dear Moony is in need of a proper bachelorette party...
How soon's that place gonna open? C'mon Chatty Kathy, Shellon, we have some plannin' to do. Wacky, can you organize Donner, Nellie,Chas, Hopefull and Radar and any other ladies along "your 1/3 of the country, Shell, I know you're busy with school, but I'm thinkin' you've got phone calls to make and you could pick Rottie up on your way down...
Belle, can you pick up our lady of honor and bring her on up? No doubt Hope would at least want to come along for the fellowship along the way, besides, she's been to Vegas, so she could guide our tour. Y'all pick up rascal and whatwouldjesuslaughat along the way.
Gammacoffey would probably be willing to drive, so she could pick up coolwaters. Jet's near enough to me that she can ride with me.
And don't Kit, Dammit Janet and Valerie LIVE in Vegas? Oh wow, the possibilities are endless....
<_<
I'm thinking we'd about have our own "Pay to play with a man caravan."
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Belle
SOUNDS LIKE A WEINNER!!
Ummmmm.......Is it okay if some of us want MORE than a t-shirt when we get to the farm??
:P
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Honey, what happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas.
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