Looks like I need a permission slip to see whatever that link is to, Raf. :(
Congratulations on the engagement! She's a very lucky gal and must be very special. :)
You know us girls - we want details!!! What kind of ring did you give her? How did you propose? Do you have pictures? What kind of wedding? Outside on the beach?
It'll be an indoor wedding. We're not 100% certain about the date, but it's likely.
I asked her at the location where we had our first date, right by a pretty fountain. She expected me to ask eventually, but did not expect it at that particular time. Yes, I got on one knee. The look on her face was absolutely priceless.
Hey guys.. Can't we all pitch in and help this poor guy out? I mean... are we not like family here or what? Raf's gonna' need a *lot* of advice since he's new to all this and who better to assist him than his fellow Greasespotters?? I saw where these classes are being offered to men getting married and am posting them just to be helpful!
FALL CLASSES FOR MEN
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors
Raf, thank you for humoring me. :) I LOVE to hear about happy countdowns like this and the romantic side of our favorite Greasespots.
Take pictures of the whole 300 days and the planning. Planning and taking care of the wedding details is as much fun as the actual wedding day. Those are things to be remembered as well.
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Ron G.
You've got 308 days to learn to put the toilet seat down.
Congrats.
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krys
You mean somebody actually said "yes"? jk
That's great! Congratulations
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Raf
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Belle
Looks like I need a permission slip to see whatever that link is to, Raf. :(
Congratulations on the engagement!
She's a very lucky gal and must be very special. :)
You know us girls - we want details!!! What kind of ring did you give her? How did you propose? Do you have pictures? What kind of wedding? Outside on the beach?
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bowtwi
I can't get in there either.
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dmiller
Congrats!!
Belle -- he bought her a spiritual ring
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Raf
Let's try this.
Nothing special on the ring (except the recipient).
14k white gold, solitaire, round cut, .52 carat.
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doojable
Does she know you're a Greasespot?
Congratulations!!!!!!!!
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Shellon
Beautiful couple!!
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Raf
She knows about Greasespot. Doesn't lurk (yet).
It'll be an indoor wedding. We're not 100% certain about the date, but it's likely.
I asked her at the location where we had our first date, right by a pretty fountain. She expected me to ask eventually, but did not expect it at that particular time. Yes, I got on one knee. The look on her face was absolutely priceless.
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bowtwi
This is most fabulous news!!! Congratulations!
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templelady
WHat the world needs is more HAPPY countdowns like THis
Congreats and Best wishes
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Suda
Great looking couple! Bet you will make beautiful babies! Will that be the next countdown?
Suda
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Hey guys.. Can't we all pitch in and help this poor guy out? I mean... are we not like family here or what? Raf's gonna' need a *lot* of advice since he's new to all this and who better to assist him than his fellow Greasespotters??
I saw where these classes are being offered to men getting married and am posting them just to be helpful!
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor ---
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturday at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 6
Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM.
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places
And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing .
Tuesday at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours ! Beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesday at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors
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jardinero
Ohhhhhhhh Raf! I'm so happy for you.
Muy felicidades!
J.
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Belle
Raf, thank you for humoring me. :) I LOVE to hear about happy countdowns like this and the romantic side of our favorite Greasespots.
Take pictures of the whole 300 days and the planning. Planning and taking care of the wedding details is as much fun as the actual wedding day. Those are things to be remembered as well.
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Cynic
Congrats, Raf.
Starting a countdown thread for an event nearly a year off is okay, of course, if you're scheduled for execution, space travel or marriage.
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penguin
Congrats Raf and sweetie!!!
I'm Very happy for you both
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Thomas Loy Bumgarner
Raf, congrats. May God bless both of you for the rest of your lives. Agape, Thomas
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Congratulations, Raf and wife-2-be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am VERY happy for both of you.
You have been a real blessing in my life. Thanks.
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