See, that's not funny because it's not really a joke.
It is if you know Max.
But I DON'T know Max.
If you did you'd be laughin'.
*****
"Um, it's not that we wouldn't like to take your survey..."
"It's more like we'd rather have dental surgery."
*****
"Folks, we'll paint your ceiling for only $19.95. Right. How do we do it? No overhead. When we're done, you'll have nothing overhead. You hire us, you have nothing in your head. We paint ceilings, ceilings, and only ceilings. We don't do floors 'cause they're beneath us."
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Raf
Wow. This one's been dormant for a while... "Uh I've just been handed a news flash. The word "Canada" is unrhymeable. It's easier to - I don't know - get drunk and try to climb a bull
GeorgeStGeorge
I concur.
George
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WordWolf
Correct!
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Raf
That was right?
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Wanna hear a knock-knock joke?
Ok.
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Max.
Max who?
Max wants to come in an' go crazy.
See, that's not funny because it's not really a joke.
It is if you know Max.
But I DON'T know Max.
If you did you'd be laughin'.
*****
"Um, it's not that we wouldn't like to take your survey..."
"It's more like we'd rather have dental surgery."
*****
"Folks, we'll paint your ceiling for only $19.95. Right. How do we do it? No overhead. When we're done, you'll have nothing overhead. You hire us, you have nothing in your head. We paint ceilings, ceilings, and only ceilings. We don't do floors 'cause they're beneath us."
*****
"There you go, that's our solar system."
"You forgot Uranus."
"Good NIGHT, everybody."
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WordWolf
Well, that kills the NEXT one I was going to do....
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GeorgeStGeorge
Did the Marx Brothers ever do a TV show? It sounds like that kind of humor!
George
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Raf
It was often that funny, but no, no Marx Brothers. MUCH more recent.
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WordWolf
It is that kind of humour, often. However, a different set of siblings was involved...sorta....
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Raf
"Okay Lady."
"Not 'Lady.' "Mom.'"
"Okay, Lady, I love you, buh-bye."
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Snoring, boring, the play is confusing
Lay back, way back, soon I will be snoozing...
****
Dough, some cash -- a wad of cash
Ray, a guy who fixes cars.
Me, the one who takes out the trash
Far, the distance to the stars.
So, a word that goes with "well"
LA, a city where we dwell
Tea, with honey it tastes swell
And that brings us back to...
Dough!
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GeorgeStGeorge
I don't think that I'm going to get this one...
George
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Raf
Take it away, WW!
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WordWolf
"We're the Warner Brothers!"
"Like the studio?"
"Not really, but we don't have any choice..."
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner, the principal characters on "Animaniacs"-
along with Pinky and the Brain,
Goodfeathers,(pigeons that were "connected" and worked for the Godpigeon)
Mindy and Buttons, (a demented Lassie ripoff)
Rita and Runt (the musical numbers with a singing cat and slow-witted dog),
and a few others.
When they were dressed as Musketeers, they reminded Slappy Squirrel of a young
Yippy, Yoppey, and Yahooey.
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WordWolf
"I've had enough of this."
"No, you haven't."
"Oh, shut up."
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wasway
Oh Heck I don't want to play this anymore.. I want to be a Lumberjack
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WordWolf
I was just coming back with another quote, too.....
Yes, that was a quote from the Argument sketch of
"MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS."
Go ahead, wasway, your turn.
You can post it right after you finish leaping from tree to tree as they float down
the mighty rivers of British Columbia.
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WordWolf
*pokes* WASWAY, your turn...
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WordWolf
Well, while we're waiting....
"You're both humble and lovable."
"Bless you, sir."
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GeorgeStGeorge
Speed of lightning
Power of thunder
Fighting all who rob or plunder
UNDERDOG.
George
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WordWolf
Too easy, I suppose....
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GeorgeStGeorge
"Do you know the difference between a table and an ottoman?"
"Sure I do."
"Then take your feet off the table!"
George
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WordWolf
Looks like we need some more help here....
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GeorgeStGeorge
"Boy, if you don't put down that gun I'm gonna take it away from you and wrap it around your thick skull!"
"Pa, I'm powerful hungry! I ain't had but a couple or three breakfasts since mornin'"
"Do you know the difference between a table and an ottoman?"
"Sure I do."
"Then take your feet off the table!"
George
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wasway
On this land we put our brand,
Cartwright is the name,
fortune smiled, the day we filed the Ponderosa claim.
Here in the West, we're livin' the best,
if anyone fights any one of us,
he's got a fight with me.
(Bet you didn't know that there were lyrics)
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