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Now that we're all friends again --

"What about Kozak's family? What if they come here for revenge?"

"If that happens, I'll stand up, look them straight in the eye, and offer them a bribe."

"I really am very grateful for all you've done. That is why I'm going to let you take your hand off my thigh instead of shattering every bone in your body."

George

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Now that we're all friends again --

"What about Kozak's family? What if they come here for revenge?"

"If that happens, I'll stand up, look them straight in the eye, and offer them a bribe."

"I really am very grateful for all you've done. That is why I'm going to let you take your hand off my thigh instead of shattering every bone in your body."

George

Ah!

This is when Quark caused a drunken Klingon-the head of a House- to fall on his own dagger....

which became "I killed him in single combat"- making him the rightful heir to what became

known as "the House of Quark".

The second quote was Grillka, Kozak's widow.

Interesting episode.

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Correct.

My favorite part was watching Quark show the Klingons how D'Ghor had manipulated Grillka's estate (as a Ferengi would have), and watching their frustration grow and grow.

Go, WW.

George

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"You can't keep playing Parises Squares like you're twenty-one years old.

One of these days you're going to fall and break your neck... and I won't be able to heal that so easily."

"Actually... I wasn't playing Parises Squares..."

"Mmm... Worf's calisthenic program again..."

"No..."

"Oh? What were you doing?"

"I was trying to feed Spot."

"Data's cat?"

"I told Data I'd feed it while he was away.

All I remember is setting down the food... and then a hissing ball of fur came out of nowhere.

I hate cats."

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"You can't keep playing Parises Squares like you're twenty-one years old.

One of these days you're going to fall and break your neck... and I won't be able to heal that so easily."

"Actually... I wasn't playing Parises Squares..."

"Mmm... Worf's calisthenic program again..."

"No..."

"Oh? What were you doing?"

"I was trying to feed Spot."

"Data's cat?"

"I told Data I'd feed it while he was away.

All I remember is setting down the food... and then a hissing ball of fur came out of nowhere.

I hate cats."

"So just as I'm leaving the reception, a Ktarian walks up to me and says...

'...So Diane... I understand you're an empath. I'm a very...sensitive man myself.

I'm doing a thesis on interspecies mating rituals.

Would you care to join me in some empirical research?"

"Don't tell me -- Doctor Mizan."

"That's right."

"He's notorious. But he really is an expert on interspecies mating practices."

"Did you help him with his research, Counselor?"

"Absolutely not."

"But I thought that topic interested you."

"Yes... but..."

"I'll explain it to you later, Data."

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"You can't keep playing Parises Squares like you're twenty-one years old.

One of these days you're going to fall and break your neck... and I won't be able to heal that so easily."

"Actually... I wasn't playing Parises Squares..."

"Mmm... Worf's calisthenic program again..."

"No..."

"Oh? What were you doing?"

"I was trying to feed Spot."

"Data's cat?"

"I told Data I'd feed it while he was away.

All I remember is setting down the food... and then a hissing ball of fur came out of nowhere.

I hate cats."

"So just as I'm leaving the reception, a Ktarian walks up to me and says...

'...So Diane... I understand you're an empath. I'm a very...sensitive man myself.

I'm doing a thesis on interspecies mating rituals.

Would you care to join me in some empirical research?"

"Don't tell me -- Doctor Mizan."

"That's right."

"He's notorious. But he really is an expert on interspecies mating practices."

"Did you help him with his research, Counselor?"

"Absolutely not."

"But I thought that topic interested you."

"Yes... but..."

"I'll explain it to you later, Data."

"It wasn't any better at the physiognomy workshop. Doctor Vassbinder gave an hour long dissertation on the

ionization effect of warp nacelles -- before he realized the topic was supposed to be psychology."

"Why didn't somebody tell him?"

"There was never an opportunity, never a pause.

He just kept talk-ing like he was speak-ing in one in-credibly long, run-on sen-tence...

.....It was almost hypnotic."

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I remember these scenes, and Deanna doing impersonations of the speakers, but I think they were all incidental to the plot of the episode, which still escapes me.

George

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I remember these scenes, and Deanna doing impersonations of the speakers, but I think they were all incidental to the plot of the episode, which still escapes me.

George

The last one wasn't Deanna doing an impersonation, it was Picard.

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"You can't keep playing Parises Squares like you're twenty-one years old.

One of these days you're going to fall and break your neck... and I won't be able to heal that so easily."

"Actually... I wasn't playing Parises Squares..."

"Mmm... Worf's calisthenic program again..."

"No..."

"Oh? What were you doing?"

"I was trying to feed Spot."

"Data's cat?"

"I told Data I'd feed it while he was away.

All I remember is setting down the food... and then a hissing ball of fur came out of nowhere.

I hate cats."

"So just as I'm leaving the reception, a Ktarian walks up to me and says...

'...So Diane... I understand you're an empath. I'm a very...sensitive man myself.

I'm doing a thesis on interspecies mating rituals.

Would you care to join me in some empirical research?"

"Don't tell me -- Doctor Mizan."

"That's right."

"He's notorious. But he really is an expert on interspecies mating practices."

"Did you help him with his research, Counselor?"

"Absolutely not."

"But I thought that topic interested you."

"Yes... but..."

"I'll explain it to you later, Data."

"It wasn't any better at the physiognomy workshop. Doctor Vassbinder gave an hour long dissertation on the

ionization effect of warp nacelles -- before he realized the topic was supposed to be psychology."

"Why didn't somebody tell him?"

"There was never an opportunity, never a pause.

He just kept talk-ing like he was speak-ing in one in-credibly long, run-on sen-tence...

.....It was almost hypnotic."

"Geordi -- I believe I have an explanation. According to the plasma conversion sensor, the starboard engine has been in continuous operation for over forty-seven days."

"Forty-seven days? Let's take a look at that sensor -- it must be malfunctioning."

"I'll check the fuel consumption logs..."

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The last one wasn't Deanna doing an impersonation, it was Picard.

That actually occurred to me after I posted.

Sadly, even the new clue isn't helping. I know I'll kick myself when I find out which episode it is!

George

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"You can't keep playing Parises Squares like you're twenty-one years old.

One of these days you're going to fall and break your neck... and I won't be able to heal that so easily."

"Actually... I wasn't playing Parises Squares..."

"Mmm... Worf's calisthenic program again..."

"No..."

"Oh? What were you doing?"

"I was trying to feed Spot."

"Data's cat?"

"I told Data I'd feed it while he was away.

All I remember is setting down the food... and then a hissing ball of fur came out of nowhere.

I hate cats."

"So just as I'm leaving the reception, a Ktarian walks up to me and says...

'...So Diane... I understand you're an empath. I'm a very...sensitive man myself.

I'm doing a thesis on interspecies mating rituals.

Would you care to join me in some empirical research?"

"Don't tell me -- Doctor Mizan."

"That's right."

"He's notorious. But he really is an expert on interspecies mating practices."

"Did you help him with his research, Counselor?"

"Absolutely not."

"But I thought that topic interested you."

"Yes... but..."

"I'll explain it to you later, Data."

"It wasn't any better at the physiognomy workshop. Doctor Vassbinder gave an hour long dissertation on the

ionization effect of warp nacelles -- before he realized the topic was supposed to be psychology."

"Why didn't somebody tell him?"

"There was never an opportunity, never a pause.

He just kept talk-ing like he was speak-ing in one in-credibly long, run-on sen-tence...

.....It was almost hypnotic."

"Geordi -- I believe I have an explanation. According to the plasma conversion sensor, the starboard engine has been in continuous operation for over forty-seven days."

"Forty-seven days? Let's take a look at that sensor -- it must be malfunctioning."

"I'll check the fuel consumption logs..."

"My internal chronometer and the ship's computer are perfectly synchronized. There does not appear to be a temporal discrepancy."

"Captain -- I believe his species mistook the artificial singularity, which the Romulans use in their engine, for a natural one...

a black hole. They tried to use it as a nest. "

"In much the same way that deep sea divers can experience nitrogen narcosis -- you experienced

a form of temporal narcosis."

"I have boiled the same amount of water in this kettle sixty-two times. In some cases, I ignored the kettle.

In others, I watched it intently. In every instance, the water reached its boiling point in precisely fifty-one point seven seconds."

Edited by WordWolf

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Was it the episode where Picard comes back from some conference on a shuttlecraft to find what appears to be the Enterprise and a Romulan ship frozen in mid-battle? (As I recall, the Enterprise crew was actually helping the Romulans.)

George

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Was it the episode where Picard comes back from some conference on a shuttlecraft to find what appears to be the Enterprise and a Romulan ship frozen in mid-battle? (As I recall, the Enterprise crew was actually helping the Romulans.)

George

Picard, Troi, LaForge, & Data came back from a conference.

Yes, it's TIMESCAPE.

Your turn.

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Before the clues, a quick plug:

If you haven't seen "Free Enterprise," rent it or watch it on Showtime this month. A couple of guys who grew up on Star Trek and other Sci-Fi meet William Shatner. Lots of classic lines. (I'd use them for "Name That Flick," but I don't think it was ever in theaters.)

"How did you like your first command?"

"... Comfortable chair."

George

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Hm.

This sounds like when the Enterprise was the first ship to find those previous-century Klingons,

who thought the Federation was still at war with the Klingons.

I'm trying to remember the title, but I keep getting it confused with some others.

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Good enough. The title was "The Emissary," referring to Keyl'ahr. For those of you playing at home, it was a NG episode.

George

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Ok, let's see, a new episode....

Ok, got one....

"I want you to start a new piece... I'd like you to sculpt... music."

"Music?

Counselor. Music is a collection of acoustic vibrations. How can I reproduce a sound with clay?"

"Think of the effects that sounds have on people... the images that music brings to your mind...

then give them a form."

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