A high mileage, used car originally manufactured by American Motors which served a brief tour of duty at the hands of Way "missionaries" before making the final journey to scrap metal heaven.
Scrapyards across the land made room for them by casting out Dodge "Demons".
Leaders Meeting... A mind numbing waste of time where a "leader" bloviates for hours on end oblivious to the fact that most of those present HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW!!!
Same definition can apply to, "Twig Meeting", After Glow", and " Branch meeting".
Discerning of Spirits: A conman's ability to size up your opponent while they're in a suit and tie to figure out how to best control them.
Prophecy, Inspired utterance, Word of knowledge: Using your ability to size up aka discern spirits to control others via yelling, placing phobias of devils and government agents, deprogrammers and presenting the ever distressed state of dying aka becoming a greasespot.
Dechomai...to sit in a class for hours on end and actually retain some of that crap.
Labano...the ability to parrot back what you dechomai-ed
LEAD A death defying, hitchhiking, leap of faith, that may include any or all of the following; Freezing, hunger, danger, latrines, sunburn, no smokes, dirty hair and body, carrying used toilet paper in a baggie all day long to be thrown in the campfire at night, no coffee, heavy backpacks and a oneday and night "duo" with God.
The law of believing – rules for using the Force
The law of giving and receiving – as you give I receive
The law of the land – at HQ check with the board of trustees…everywhere else check with the local, state, and government officials
The law of diminishing returns – a "rule" of human nature…increasing the influence and control that a cult exerts on its followers decreases the number of people who want to come back to it.
Keys to Biblical Research – keys to the liquor cabinets.
Rightly dividing the Word – making a conscious effort to interpret the Bible in accordance with TWI doctrine.
You can't go beyond what you're taught – old Jedi-mind trick to immobilize another person's critical and creative thinking processes. Also referred to as "intellectual hobbling" by WordWolf.
"money spent on vacations, parties, turkey for a thanksgiving meal that you won't be in town for, in short, spent money on anything except for der ministry that taught you der verd"
A cult-a body of elitist thinking individuals ruled by an even more elitist overlord with unquestionable authority to call anyone else who doesn't think the way they do a cult.
You should read it in the original=since you can't, you can't disprove what I am saying
There are no originals=see told you so.
The present tense of the past participle (apply english rules to ancient greek) of the dominating superlative=have your brains shut down and stopped thinking (listen deeper to my words, deeper deeper) now so you can just accept my bovine excrement of doctrine yet?
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waysider
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A high mileage, used car originally manufactured by American Motors which served a brief tour of duty at the hands of Way "missionaries" before making the final journey to scrap metal heaven.
Scrapyards across the land made room for them by casting out Dodge "Demons".
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T-Bone
The Re-Nude Mind – Recalling the naked women in the Motor Coach.
Sonship Rights – The privilege of VPW's successor to have any woman in the kingdom.
Jackie Gleason – The inspiration for Chris Geer to work his way up from bus driver to having his own show.
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Waysider and T-Bone ---
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Leaders Meeting... A mind numbing waste of time where a "leader" bloviates for hours on end oblivious to the fact that most of those present HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW!!!
Same definition can apply to, "Twig Meeting", After Glow", and " Branch meeting".
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A la prochaine
Smitty...
that was priceless!
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waysider
"Bloviating"? :blink:
Branch Meeting
Refers to a juncture in the tree that is also known as a "crotch".
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Discerning of Spirits: A conman's ability to size up your opponent while they're in a suit and tie to figure out how to best control them.
Prophecy, Inspired utterance, Word of knowledge: Using your ability to size up aka discern spirits to control others via yelling, placing phobias of devils and government agents, deprogrammers and presenting the ever distressed state of dying aka becoming a greasespot.
Dechomai...to sit in a class for hours on end and actually retain some of that crap.
Labano...the ability to parrot back what you dechomai-ed
laleo...LCM with a microphone
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LEAD A death defying, hitchhiking, leap of faith, that may include any or all of the following; Freezing, hunger, danger, latrines, sunburn, no smokes, dirty hair and body, carrying used toilet paper in a baggie all day long to be thrown in the campfire at night, no coffee, heavy backpacks and a oneday and night "duo" with God.
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FullCircle
Drambuie: date rape drug of old farts
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Eyesopen
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
Thanks!
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"research"
1. "a glassy-eyed, brain numbing activity, cutting bits and pieces from old books and magazine articles."
2. "a method to rubber stamp one's position. Often accomplished by citing sources that do not, and never did exist"
"Mark".
1. The gospel writer, who wrote a treatise FOR our LEARNING.
2. To use a felt tip pen to mark..
3. Not to be used with the words "and avoid", in the same sentence, since the lawsuits.
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Wanderer
Dulos- Someone who will do absolutely anything to keep his/her nose firmly planted in the a$$ of leadership.
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"All nine all the time"
"an unbalanced state, characterized by casting out devils that are not there, and always getting your favorite parking spot in front of Walmart"
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The law of believing – rules for using the Force
The law of giving and receiving – as you give I receive
The law of the land – at HQ check with the board of trustees…everywhere else check with the local, state, and government officials
The law of diminishing returns – a "rule" of human nature…increasing the influence and control that a cult exerts on its followers decreases the number of people who want to come back to it.
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Ham
"debt"
"a constantly changing concept. Last known definition: anything one owes to anyone except da ministry that taught them der word"
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Keys to Biblical Research – keys to the liquor cabinets.
Rightly dividing the Word – making a conscious effort to interpret the Bible in accordance with TWI doctrine.
You can't go beyond what you're taught – old Jedi-mind trick to immobilize another person's critical and creative thinking processes. Also referred to as "intellectual hobbling" by WordWolf.
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Ham
"wasted resources"
"money spent on vacations, parties, turkey for a thanksgiving meal that you won't be in town for, in short, spent money on anything except for der ministry that taught you der verd"
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Hamy Tbone and Waysider-wer're not worthy!
A cult-a body of elitist thinking individuals ruled by an even more elitist overlord with unquestionable authority to call anyone else who doesn't think the way they do a cult.
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coolchef
the one i hated is
would it be available?
screw you sure it is but i ain't a doin it!
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Thomas Loy Bumgarner
The greatest secret in the world today actually is what is inside a woman's purse, despite what Vp said.
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FullCircle
The love of God in renewed mind in manifestation translates--Thank you Sir, May I have another
The Renewed Mind, the key to power-- power to keep us captives at their will and whim
Born to live, born again to serve--so quick bring me my cloves/mints and coffee done the way I like it
Clean house clean living--good way to explain away why so many don't have what the rest of society does
Traveling light--see above
Do you know what killed the little boy? Do you, do you know what killed that little boy? Yeah it was the freaking car moron.
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fullcircle
all i can say is
yep
the freaking car!
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You should read it in the original=since you can't, you can't disprove what I am saying
There are no originals=see told you so.
The present tense of the past participle (apply english rules to ancient greek) of the dominating superlative=have your brains shut down and stopped thinking (listen deeper to my words, deeper deeper) now so you can just accept my bovine excrement of doctrine yet?
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Ham
"teaching"
"lambasting existing christian doctrine; publically destroying a Living Bible as as an example of what living the 'true word' is all about"
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