"A square mile of farmland in Podunk Ohio. Contains old farm buildings, one National Home, and several dilapidated buildings and trailers. One of them resembles an auditorium"
"and couldn't function in a real world job if their life depended on it.."
Hey, maybe Wikipedia could use some of this stuff..
:)
Senor Jamon, Can you help me with a new anachronism so I could make a posting? I just can't think of one that would rhyme to fit the girl I would like to strip in twi? Did they really have all that great sex? I would like to know more about how Craig handled it all? I mean, I met "all the family" in Alameida, northern Calif. in the '70's and at the roa. They looked like a nice couple back then. He had long curly hair and talked about college football a lot. Was his wife put off by it all? Or was it an "open relationship"? Bumpy...go to bed!
Believing the “best” for others – applying voodoo to other people
Enables you to separate truth from error – 1. A clearly defined whim-of-the-day to live by. 2. A subliminal reference to PFAL
At least you made an error in judgment and not in heart – “Okay – so what if you made a royal mistake – look, as long as you continue to drink the Kool-Aid you’re okay in my book.”
Blessed --A methodology where a person is forced by invoking God to do something they cannot afford to do, don't have time to do, and don't want to do so that a second person can avoid doing something they cannot afford to do, don't have time to do, and don't want to do
agape - love - The love of and for (our) (g)od - (that is to say our) renewed mind (be)in(g) manifested in (our) household - which in laymen terms means our way or the highway.
Preparation-spend so much time planning and squeezing the crap out of every minute detail of what needs to be done that you don't have time to enjoy one minute of life.
Reporting back-Waste all your time telling your leadership everything you have done from blowing your nose to having to report back that there is nothing to report back.
Believing to get to the class and not get into an accident because you are driving through the worse ice storm known to man: going against everything your sound and logical mind is screaming at you NOT to do!!!
Abundance - Time and money given to TWI beyond the bare minimum you keep to survive.
Stewardship - The preservation of abundance for the upper leadership of TWI.
The Way Tree - The pathway for stewardship to channel abundance down to the upper leadership.
Schoenheit, verb - To remove and blacklist a high level leader, as in "they finally Schoenheited Geer"
Betamax, verb - To make a bad technology decision with miminal repercussions, as in "Bo Reahard nearly Betamaxed the IT department with his choice of IBM mid-level computers.
"a nearly unattainable and mystical state of being, where, for the most faithful, even devils can be foiled, merely by proper planning and implicit obedience"
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johniam
This was from Orangecat few years ago, but...
Abundant sharing - The act of giving financially to the ministry, which will cause God to spit in your direction.
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Ham
"Believing"
"What loy said after the lawsuits hit, 'Ah'l be leaving'.."
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Ham
(crickets singing in the background..)
Tough crowd..
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waysider
Root location:
A tangled structure that thrives underground and keeps its lesser members in the dark.
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Ham
"The Universe"
"A square mile of farmland in Podunk Ohio. Contains old farm buildings, one National Home, and several dilapidated buildings and trailers. One of them resembles an auditorium"
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frank123lol
The Corps At least the ones inthe present truth:A bunch of minnie me loys boot stompin nazis no
compassion no love and dam@ sure no ability to lead jack squat
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Ham
Mr 123, if I have your permission to add:
"and couldn't function in a real world job if their life depended on it.."
Hey, maybe Wikipedia could use some of this stuff..
:)
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Bumpy
Senor Jamon, Can you help me with a new anachronism so I could make a posting? I just can't think of one that would rhyme to fit the girl I would like to strip in twi? Did they really have all that great sex? I would like to know more about how Craig handled it all? I mean, I met "all the family" in Alameida, northern Calif. in the '70's and at the roa. They looked like a nice couple back then. He had long curly hair and talked about college football a lot. Was his wife put off by it all? Or was it an "open relationship"? Bumpy...go to bed!
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Ham
Goodnight, Senor Bumpy.. sweet dreams
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Ham
"apostle"
"one who brings a new blight to his generation. It may be an old blight, but it is a new blight to the generation he speaks."
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PurpleCow
"justified"
"Just if I'd only kept my pants on I'd still be prez"
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T-Bone
Some TWI beliefs – a simple twist of faith
Believing images of victory – self-induced voodoo
Believing the “best” for others – applying voodoo to other people
Enables you to separate truth from error – 1. A clearly defined whim-of-the-day to live by. 2. A subliminal reference to PFAL
At least you made an error in judgment and not in heart – “Okay – so what if you made a royal mistake – look, as long as you continue to drink the Kool-Aid you’re okay in my book.”
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templelady
Blessed --A methodology where a person is forced by invoking God to do something they cannot afford to do, don't have time to do, and don't want to do so that a second person can avoid doing something they cannot afford to do, don't have time to do, and don't want to do
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TrustAndObey
agape - love - The love of and for (our) (g)od - (that is to say our) renewed mind (be)in(g) manifested in (our) household - which in laymen terms means our way or the highway.
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A la prochaine
The reason the world is not yet destroyed by the forces of the EVIL one is because of the stand that the Way Ministry is taking =
TAKING YOUR HEAD AND WEDGING IT SO DEEP YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A 'FORCE' IF IT BIT YOU IN THE A$$!
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Attack Gypsy
"renew your mind" - what you think doesn't matter, you're wrong. what I think it right, and you'd better start doing it, or else.
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outandabout
opportunity - what the rest of us know is a problem, but Wayfers have to pretend that nothing bad or negative ever happens.
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polar bear
Preparation-spend so much time planning and squeezing the crap out of every minute detail of what needs to be done that you don't have time to enjoy one minute of life.
Reporting back-Waste all your time telling your leadership everything you have done from blowing your nose to having to report back that there is nothing to report back.
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A la prochaine
Believing to get to the class and not get into an accident because you are driving through the worse ice storm known to man: going against everything your sound and logical mind is screaming at you NOT to do!!!
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A la prochaine
The Internet is Devilish : don't go there... you just might find out about what we're REALLY all about.
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Jim
Abundance - Time and money given to TWI beyond the bare minimum you keep to survive.
Stewardship - The preservation of abundance for the upper leadership of TWI.
The Way Tree - The pathway for stewardship to channel abundance down to the upper leadership.
Schoenheit, verb - To remove and blacklist a high level leader, as in "they finally Schoenheited Geer"
Betamax, verb - To make a bad technology decision with miminal repercussions, as in "Bo Reahard nearly Betamaxed the IT department with his choice of IBM mid-level computers.
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Ham
"Vacation"
"An unallowed concept in the promised land of da prevailing word."
"I have a bad cold"
"see definition for 'vacation'"
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Ham
"da promised land of der prevailing word"
"a nearly unattainable and mystical state of being, where, for the most faithful, even devils can be foiled, merely by proper planning and implicit obedience"
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coolchef
of course i don't have a cold i am GETTING OVER IT what a sorry cop out that was
shouldn't it have been
sorry you don't feel well, what can i do for you
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