A play on book titles

[danteh1]

I thought of a way some of us could introduce a bit more fun by starting a forum on a play on book titles by a "certian" orginization.

I know that this might be better suited in the humor section but would like to start it out here and then PAW could move it to the appropriate location after a day or so.

So here is the deal. Take a book or class, or whatever and make a play on the name. For instance:

Are The Dead Alive Now? -- Yes! In the BOD and in the very top leadership positions.

[GarthP2000]

Jesus Christr Is Not God! --- Victor Paul Wierwille Is!!

:D-->

[coolchef1248 @adelphia.net]

Recieving the Holy Spirit Today

That'll be $100.00 please

[Raf]

The "Doctor" Tells Me So

The New, Profitable Church

The MOG's Way

Vic's Magnified Word

Order Your Steps in My Word

Sold together as a set: Studies in Submissive Living.

Jesus Christ is Not Important

Jesus Christ is Passed Over

Jesus Christ Our Promise of Red Drapes

Christians Should Be Broke

Giving Repeatedly

[ckeer]

Are the Dead Greatful Now?

Decieving the Holy Spirt

(ghost written by Ananias and Saphira)

[dmiller]

The Way Magazine -- (For people who love VPW, and his word)

Life Lines -- Quotations from Chairman VPW.

[JustThinking]

Our Way Magazine

[Ham]

"The Whey of a bun dance and power"- udderly ridiculous.

[Ham]

"The words whey"- how to read between the lines and milk it for all its worth..

[oldiesman]

Christians Believe The Preposterous

[oldiesman]

The Bulldangta Text

[dmiller]

Studies in Human Suffering --- by VPW

The sequel to The Way - Living In Love.

[Steve!]

"Order Me Around with TWI's Word"

[danteh1]

Christian Family and LOY

P.ower

F.or

A.$$*ole

L.oy

now gone, but not forgotten

[JustThinking]

God's Magnified Board

The Board's Way

Order My Stooges By My Word

God's Magnified Woman

The Nude Disgusting Lurch

[Belle]

Born Again to Manipulate

[danteh1]

Reciving The Holy Spittle From Leaders

'The Fake of .... and Absurdities' the class that replaced 'P.rison F.or A.$$*ole L.oy'

'Jesus Christ Passed Over the TWIt's Leadership'

any ideas for new books taken from this site by TWIt's in N.K. are payable to the persons who thought up the new names for your books. Payable in advance please, no checks just cash and carry.

[Raf]

Will the Real You Please Stop Thinking, Pay $40, and Refrain From Questioning Your Leadership!

[dmiller]

"The gas Passing of the Patriarch."

Also the Ohioism's of the Bible.

[JustThinking]

Raf,

I didn't think it could be done but you have, sir. The entire set of collaterals (or collusionals) condensed into one comprehensive volume. You are a genius. However, TWI won't want you because 10 books generates more payola than one. I guess YOU won't be prevailing any time soon. ;)-->

JT