Christmas Humor songs

[pawtucket]

For you Black Sabbath fans

[Raf]

Ah, one of my favorite Christmas songs.

Sing it with me, would ya?

This song has five words.

This song has five words.

This song has five words,

Come on and help me think of some more.

This song has five words.

This song has five words.

This song has five words,

Come on and help me think of some more.

I wish that I had some brand new lyrics.

I wish that I had some brand new lyrics.

I wish that I had some brand new lyrics

So I could add them to this song.

I wish that I had some brand new lyrics.

I wish that I had some brand new lyrics.

I wish that I had some brand new lyrics

So I could add them to this song.

This song has five words.

This song has five words.

This song has five words,

Come on and help me think of some more.

This song has five words.

This song has five words.

This song has five words,

Come on and help me think of some more.

I wish that I had some brand new lyrics.

I wish that I had some brand new lyrics.

I wish that I had some brand new lyrics

So I could add them to this song.

I wish that I had some brand new lyrics.

I wish that I had some brand new lyrics.

I wish that I had some brand new lyrics

So I could add them to this song.

This song has five words.

This song has five words.

This song has five words,

Come on and help me think of some more.

[GeorgeStGeorge]

I'm not sure how to make the You Tube picture come up here, but this will link you to one of my favorites.

Not exactly a Wonderland

George

Edited December 24, 2007 by pawtucket

[Sushi]

Neither can I, Saint, but hey....

HERE (The 12 Pains of Christmas)!

Edited December 24, 2007 by pawtucket

[waysider]

Instead of copying the URL, you copy the window where it says "embed".

Next, you move to GSC.

Then you paste it.

Next, move down to "post options" and change the "HTML off" to "HTML on--raw line break".

Then "add reply"

[dmiller]

Shucks.

And how about those plumbers -- who have to work (even on Christmas),

or they don't get paid?? What songs might they be humming??

(All said *tongue-in-cheek of course!!)

"Eight Days A Leak"

"Last Drain to Clarksville"

"Plungers in the Night"

"If I Only had a Drain"

"I'm Singin in the Drain"

"Classical Gas"

"Day Dripper"

"Skip to my Loo"

"I Can't Believe That Urine Love With Me"

"Poop and Circumstance"

"Fifty Ways to Leave Your Plunger"

"Sani Flush is Coming To Town"

:spy:

[bulwinkl]

"A Christmas Carol"

Tom Lehrer

Christmas time is here, by golly,

Disapproval would be folly,

Deck the halls with hunks of holly,

Fill the cup and dont say when.

Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens,

Mix the punch, drag out the dickens,

Even though the prospect sickens,

Brother, here we go again.

On christmas day you cant get sore,

Your fellow man you must adore,

Theres time to rob him all the more

The other three hundred and sixty-four.

Relations, sparing no expensell

Send some useless old utensil,

Or a matching pen and pencil.

Just the thing I need! how nice!

It doesnt matter how sincere it

Is, nor how heartfelt the spirit,

Sentiment will not endear it,

Whats important is the price.

Hark the herald tribune sings,

Advertising wondrous things.

God rest ye merry, merchants,

May you make the yuletide pay.

Angels we have heard on high

Tell us to go out and buy!

So let the raucous sleigh bells jingle,

Hail our dear old friend kris kringle,

Driving his reindeer across the sky.

Dont stand underneath when they fly by.

A Christmas Carol

Edited December 25, 2007 by bulwinkl

[bulwinkl]

[Sudo]

[rhino]

Tis the season ...

Edited December 25, 2007 by rhino

[Ham]

"Earl the Christmas Squirrel" can be a stress reliever, but I don't think you'll find it on YouTube..

[Sushi]

Thanks, Paw, I just wish I could do it all by my lonesome. I thought I put my big boy pants on a while back, but I just can't seem to do this. I've tried everything (obviously not, since I am still unable for whatever reason to embed).

The odd thing about this is, Abi can on the same computer, but if I try to, it's like doing dental work on a chicken.

[GeorgeStGeorge]

it's like doing dental work on a chicken.

Now THAT's an image!

George