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Wasn't it the Blue Book where we learn to burn other people's toast?

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16 minutes ago, Bolshevik said:

Wasn't it the Blue Book where we learn to burn other people's toast?

Maybe the Blue Book was supposed to turn your brain into toast...”this is your brain on Blue Book.”

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On 9/15/2017 at 5:38 PM, Rocky said:

I've got my eye ON you!

Yes!

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3d eyeball image plus Jessica Simpson video - I've Got My Eyes On You

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We’re like Scientology...

but without the celebrities 

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Ever worry about making ends meet? Are you fearful of life getting more hectic, even perilous and out of control? TWI can provide all that for you

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Why pay for insurance when you can pay for a class that will make you think you don’t need it.

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We’re making delusions fun again !

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Just take a look, it's in a book... just not the Bible (sung to the Reading Rainbow theme)

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Script for radio commercial

 

Seasoned TWI follower:    our teachings are the best thing for depression!

 

New attendee to fellowship:    really?!?!

 

Seasoned TWI follower:     yup – that’s where I got mine.

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I’ve been down for so long they said I belong in a vest…ba-dum-bum I’m here all week folks…that’s just - - sad I know LOL
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Make indoctrination great again ! 

 

Indoctrination tip of the week:  If the cult-leader says it, that settles it.

 

:smilie_kool_aid: mmmmmm great Kool-Aid !!!

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Our research will show you how the Bible interprets itself, believes itself, and on occasion will even mark and avoid itself.

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Just for the record, I use to collect LPs
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Every student in our class receives a free pair of reading glasses. They’re yours to have for a lifetime! Enables you to read between the lines, through the lines yeah verily thoroughly through and through the lines of the authorized King James Bible while at the same time verifying the integrity and accuracy of what wierwille said pertaining to a particular verse. For any passages not specifically addressed by wierwille, these amazing reading glasses will play a soothing audible message  while at the same time administering low dosages of Kool-Aid-tivan to be absorbed topically via contact with the frames of the glasses; our research has found this is the best method to calm really inquisitive students so they can wait patiently to take the class again.

Why not enroll in our class today – your very own reading glasses are waiting!

 

your very own special reading glasses

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Relax...just do it...sign up for the class...sign up for the class
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Tired of not having all the answers? 

We can have you thinking you know it all in just 36 hours! 

 

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