'Cause we said so. We can document that somebody who sat through a class visited some foreign countries before so that means anyone could have met them at the airport to register too! See, there ya' go. Hello? Hello? Hello?
We were always the "fastest growing ministry," but since we only had 3 members and they never said how many people took the class that's hard to imagine being true.
Someone please help me with the direct quote - but LCM said something like - he could run any corporation in America better than someone who had an MBA.
How about this one? Doc. Wierwille was such a spiritual giant, that he was one of only three human beings ever to have directly dealt with the devil himself---the other two being Eve and Jesus Christ....Riiight....
How about this one? Doc. Wierwille was such a spiritual giant, that he was one of only three human beings ever to have directly dealt with the devil himself---the other two being Eve and Jesus Christ....Riiight....
Yeah, I can't top that quote for sheer over-the-topness.
Was that Holy Spirit quote in reference to Billy G., or some other big name evangelist? Or maybe it was in reference to B. G. Leonard, who (according to V. P. so it must be true ;)-->)supposedly knew alot about "the Holy Spirit field" right?
Anyway, I remember Brother Leonard saying in the Gifts of the Spirit class that until your preaching saved one more soul than Billy G. had, you didn't have the right to speak about or (especially) criticize him.
Likewise, until you performed one more miracle through the use of the gifts of the Spirit than Brother Leonard had, you had no right to criticize him. Mind you, Brother Leonard had permormed hundreds and hundreds (if not thousands) of genuine, bonafied, miracles in the name of Jesus Christ.
Yet someone had the gall and unabashed, arrogant audacity to claim that they had forgotten more about the Holy Spirit field than that boy will ever know.
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outandabout
How about the tent at the ROA was the biggest tent in the country, or maybe on earth for that matter, don't remember which.
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ex10
Too funny, outandabout, that's exactly what came to my mind as well. I think the tent was supposed to be "the biggest in the world."
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insurgent
I think he also said someone could get born again just listening to Claudette sing.
Bullinger was the greatest Biblical scholar in the world.
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Tom Strange
Didn't we have "the most missionaries out in the field"?
Weren't we in "more foreign countries than any other ministry"?
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JustThinking
The Word is over the World.
'Cause we said so. We can document that somebody who sat through a class visited some foreign countries before so that means anyone could have met them at the airport to register too! See, there ya' go. Hello? Hello? Hello?
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Tom Strange
"Weren't we in more international foreign countries"?
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JustThinking
Tom,
That was actually a typo. The original said:
"We are foreign to more people than any other ministry."
I'm sure whomever said it regrets the error. ;-)
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def59
We were always the "fastest growing ministry," but since we only had 3 members and they never said how many people took the class that's hard to imagine being true.
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WordWolf
twi could have taught James Brown and Don King quite a few
lessons about shameless self-promotion.
twi had all the greatest living scholars of greek/aramaic
and so on.
(It had a few good ones, but they kept leaving or getting
kicked out.)
The copse had a training the equal of any college or
university out there.
(With no college-level professors, and a library composed
of second-hand textbooks, this doesn't even look viable
on paper...)
You'll grow ten year's worth in one year on the wow field.
(Some grew, some learned little.)
The top leaders of twi could easily run a Fortune 500
company, the average leaders were all equal to middle
management.
(We've seen how well that's worked...
Between ballyboi and all the copse who struggled once they
were shoved out. Some were more employable than others,
the current innies will probably need to start at the bottom
once they're squeezed dry and swallowed.)
way productions was the equal to any musical group or
mass-media production anywhere.
(Run by people with neither experience in media nor music
nor entertainment.)
aos was the equal to other productions out there.
(I've seen one that's worse, but that's it.)
The time would fail to tell of them all....
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Juan Cruz
JT,
This is very funny. It's certainly how I felt.
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Hope R.
Someone please help me with the direct quote - but LCM said something like - he could run any corporation in America better than someone who had an MBA.
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dmiller
Ex10 -- and as well it should be, in order to hold the "biggest crowd of suckers" in the world!
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shazdancer
That anybody told Loy that he could pull off being a dancer, let alone the lead, has to be the biggest piece of hooey there was!
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dmiller
Didn't they "write" an Aramaic inter-linear or something. I remember it vaguely, 15 or so volumes, and it was the "first of it's kind" in the world.
Also that Aramaic "typing" ball they had made for who knows how much money. It was touted as the only one of it's kind in the world.
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Cherished Child
How about this one? Doc. Wierwille was such a spiritual giant, that he was one of only three human beings ever to have directly dealt with the devil himself---the other two being Eve and Jesus Christ....Riiight....
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WordWolf
Yeah, I can't top that quote for sheer over-the-topness.
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I know they did a New Testament Aramaic Interlinear in 3 volumes.
I know this because I own a set.
It's 3 volumes for ease of reading. The pages are formatted to include the actual
word order, and to put them left-right instead of right-left like Aramaic is
written. All of that takes space, and the typeface is nicely sized for
readability. It's not too shabby.
If someone claimed there was an 18-volume set, they need to just say no to drugs.
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Paradiseden
From the PFAL class......." I have forgotten more about the holy spirit field than that boy will ever know."
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Greek2me
Was that Holy Spirit quote in reference to Billy G., or some other big name evangelist? Or maybe it was in reference to B. G. Leonard, who (according to V. P. so it must be true
;)-->)supposedly knew alot about "the Holy Spirit field" right?
Anyway, I remember Brother Leonard saying in the Gifts of the Spirit class that until your preaching saved one more soul than Billy G. had, you didn't have the right to speak about or (especially) criticize him.
Likewise, until you performed one more miracle through the use of the gifts of the Spirit than Brother Leonard had, you had no right to criticize him. Mind you, Brother Leonard had permormed hundreds and hundreds (if not thousands) of genuine, bonafied, miracles in the name of Jesus Christ.
Yet someone had the gall and unabashed, arrogant audacity to claim that they had forgotten more about the Holy Spirit field than that boy will ever know.
Truly pathetic.
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pawtucket
Hope,
That is true, he is running UPS from a loading dock so as to not draw attention to himself
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johniam
Superlatives? How about "if you cop out on the word you'll be a grease spot by midnight!"
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ex10
Johniam,
To be a superlative, that would have to be; "You'll be the greasiest grease spot there ever was, by midnight!"
:D-->
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dmiller
I had heard they did the entire bible, not just the New Testament. 3 volumes makes more sense, if it was just the NT.
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CircleGame
The GREATEST SECRET in the world today is that
DER VERD OF GODT IS DER VILL OF GODT
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