Leaders Meetings at HQ should have happened by now, and twit should be making some announcements as to who the leadership will be in the USA on a sns teaching, unless they are not giving that information for someone to post on GSC :)-->. If someone is moving, they know already where they are going, and they will move some time in August.
...unless they are not giving that information for someone to post on GSC
In 2001 they announced all the new Limb & Region Coordinators at a Pentecost service that we heard via phone hook-up. I had all the assignments posted on Grease Spot that night. (That's part of how WayGB nailed me :D-->)
I remember hearing rfr complain that her announcements ended up on the internet within hours of giving them. Obviously not all the Corpse and Staff are stupid.
The WC are the only ones who know until the last minute. They don't want the devil to get an upper hand on any moving plans or which schools to beef up the attacks in.
If your WC is staying put you will know about that though.
Go to a city with one small fellowship and split it into two tiny ones so that you can call it a branch.
Since there are no other cities in your state with a Way presence, you're now the Limb Coordinator too.
The next state over has no fellowships, just a few scattered subscribers to the Way Rag and the Sunday Propoganda Tapes, so you are annointed Limb Coordinator for that state too.
You report to a Region Coordinator who "oversees" three states in the same manner that you coordinate your two in a five-state region.
As part of your assignment, you will be receive no financial support at all. However, you will be required to work a full-time job to support the family you will rarely see. Please make sure to get a job that allows you to move frequently and take as much time off as possible with little to no notice.
Things to remember:
1. All of your out-of-pocket expenses like wear on your vehicle will NOT be considered ABS. That will be above and beyond as you are corps.
2. Costs for mandatory gifts (to understand this oxymoron, please work it in the Word), cards, etc. are also love offerings and NOT ABS.
3. When possible (which is always) encourage your small and shrinking number of people to contribute towards these expenses. It is NOT ABS for them either. Make sure to teach on this every time you can. Keep a record in case we have another fight with the IRS. Can't let the ministry be blamed, after all.
4. If the only other twig in your limb is 4 hours away, please drive. This will allow you to SIT for everybody on your lift list and more efficiently use the ABS.
5. Your wife will do all of your responsibilities too while you are driving across North America.
6. Please note that driving for hours at a time does not eliminate any other requirements such as teaching twice per week, meetings with your HFCs, etc.
7. Vacation should be planned for another year to maximize your time moving the Word.
We love you and have only thought of what is best for your family in making these guidelines. If there are any questions, please sit through the WAP class again.
If you have acquired the requisite permission to have a child, please make sure conception happens at such a time as to be certain that the child will not be born during the months TWI runs classes.
Please ask your doctor about a scheduled c-section if the birth is going to interfere with any ministry function.
I'm just curious....whatever happened to John Reyn**ds? Did he just sneak out or something? I remember that he stepped down because of health issues or some such. Did he leave TWI altogether? Anyone know?
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"Don't worry, be happy!"
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JustThinking
I thought assignments were announced later in the year?
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Oakspear
What? Do they have about three people graduating this year?
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Leaders Meetings at HQ should have happened by now, and twit should be making some announcements as to who the leadership will be in the USA on a sns teaching, unless they are not giving that information for someone to post on GSC
:)-->. If someone is moving, they know already where they are going, and they will move some time in August.
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JustThinking
This is different from rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic how?
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My3Cents
Because they didn't use string to line up the chairs on the Titanic.
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JustThinking
My3cents,
ROTFLMAO! I guess we know where their believing was now don't we?
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Oak,
Get down with your bad self!
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I remember hearing rfr complain that her announcements ended up on the internet within hours of giving them. Obviously not all the Corpse and Staff are stupid.
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This year's assignments:
Those with personal servants and no real life responsibilities: The BOT
Those with no paid personal servants and varying real life responsibilities: Corps lucky enough to get a TWI check
Those with no paid servants and two full-time jobs: All Other Corps
Those who are the unpaid servants: Everyone else
Think the WayGB is on to me too now? ;-)
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The WC are the only ones who know until the last minute. They don't want the devil to get an upper hand on any moving plans or which schools to beef up the attacks in.
If your WC is staying put you will know about that though.
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Oakspear
Joe Corpsgrad's assignment:
Go to a city with one small fellowship and split it into two tiny ones so that you can call it a branch.
Since there are no other cities in your state with a Way presence, you're now the Limb Coordinator too.
The next state over has no fellowships, just a few scattered subscribers to the Way Rag and the Sunday Propoganda Tapes, so you are annointed Limb Coordinator for that state too.
You report to a Region Coordinator who "oversees" three states in the same manner that you coordinate your two in a five-state region.
God bless Joe!
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As part of your assignment, you will be receive no financial support at all. However, you will be required to work a full-time job to support the family you will rarely see. Please make sure to get a job that allows you to move frequently and take as much time off as possible with little to no notice.
Things to remember:
1. All of your out-of-pocket expenses like wear on your vehicle will NOT be considered ABS. That will be above and beyond as you are corps.
2. Costs for mandatory gifts (to understand this oxymoron, please work it in the Word), cards, etc. are also love offerings and NOT ABS.
3. When possible (which is always) encourage your small and shrinking number of people to contribute towards these expenses. It is NOT ABS for them either. Make sure to teach on this every time you can. Keep a record in case we have another fight with the IRS. Can't let the ministry be blamed, after all.
4. If the only other twig in your limb is 4 hours away, please drive. This will allow you to SIT for everybody on your lift list and more efficiently use the ABS.
5. Your wife will do all of your responsibilities too while you are driving across North America.
6. Please note that driving for hours at a time does not eliminate any other requirements such as teaching twice per week, meetings with your HFCs, etc.
7. Vacation should be planned for another year to maximize your time moving the Word.
We love you and have only thought of what is best for your family in making these guidelines. If there are any questions, please sit through the WAP class again.
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Just thinking,
hahahahahah
If it weren't so true it would be soooo...funny. Man, you nailed that one.
outofdafog
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If you have acquired the requisite permission to have a child, please make sure conception happens at such a time as to be certain that the child will not be born during the months TWI runs classes.
Please ask your doctor about a scheduled c-section if the birth is going to interfere with any ministry function.
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Nottawayfer
Wayward,
I'm ROFLMAO, because that is so true!!
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All these are so TRUE, it is sad that these folks in TWI have lost sight of the fact that Jesus Christ is the head of the church, and not RFR...
BTW, I got a new computer ... my previous one has not allowed me to post for a long, long time ... did anyone miss me? :-)
TF
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Radar OReilly
I did!!! Nice to see you toady
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waterbuffalo
Toad, I REALLY missed you.
Thanks for stopping in.
WB
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Linda Z
I did miss you, Your Toadness. Welcome back!
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excathedra
i missed you TF
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mzimagine
Exsqueeze me if I misunderstood, BUT does anybody know any of the new assignments?
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WaywardWayfer
I've been sick and these names are probably spelled all wrong, but this is what I have:
BOD - Same
President's Cab - B-rg-r, Chavousti-, Coult-r, Hampton, Lind-r, Lomax, Magn-lli, Mccull, Mill-r, Moynihan, R^pp, and I think D^nna
Exc comm - McFadd-n, Dr^m, B^lch^k
Gunnison – McF^dd-n & Bolch^k
New -ngland & MA - J-ff K^r^s
CT - Billi- M^tl^****
NH, VT – Chr~s Hall-t
RI - P-rry Pi-rc-
N Atlantic & NY - B*d*l*sky
DE, PA - -ric K*-tt-ritz
NJ - Sch-ll-r
Blue Ridge & VA - Navi-ll*
DC - G-*rg-
MD – B~ll B-rryhill
NC - J*- Wr-nn
WV – St@n Kinsl-y
S Atlantic & FL – Moynih@n
AL - -ric Col-
Mid South & GA, SC - Bill Gr--n-
KY – V!ct*r Ryb!nok!
TN - St-ph-n Rob-rts
Ohio Vall-y & OH - St-ciw
Midwest & MI - Mik- And-rson
IL – Gr*ml!ch
IN - J. Ry@n
MN, ND, SD - Bill S-ig-
WI – J*hn Sp@cik
Central - T*m H*rr*cks
IA - Harm *lth*us-
KS – R!ch Pru-tt
Mid Amer & TX - T*m M^llins
AK - Jack D--m
LA,MS - V-rn -dwards
OK - Rodn-y Grill!*t
Rky Mtn , CO, UT, WY – M@rk Wallac-
NM - Darrin Sand
Pacific , AK, WA - Matt StiI-s
ID - D-nnis H@m
MT - Mk L@dvig
OR - St-v-n Dudl-y
Western, CA & HI - -d O-ding
AZ – D@n D@vis
NV – R!**** W@lton
Country Coord - (NOT-: I DID NOT g-t all of th-m)
Canada - Jo- P-rry
el Salvador- - Silvi@ Molin@
Mex – M@rio *rtiz
Carrib - Burg-ss
Dom R-p - F-d-rico Alvar-z
St Lucia - P-ron- Sc@litin
Trin & Toba - Hirich-r@
Vir Isl – L!ly Sad-l
S America/Argentina - Cat-r
Chile R*jas
Colombia – S@nch-z
Peru - Quirog@
V-n-z - Vihu-l
-urop- - B-lguim - M@ni@n
Franc- Jos- -muk@
G-rm - S-pa-lli@
Italy - Chul@
Portugal - Bunj*h
UK - R--c- Mill-r
Africa - M@nkindo
NZ - Mich@l @d@ms
Phillipin-s - B@cho
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I'm just curious....whatever happened to John Reyn**ds? Did he just sneak out or something? I remember that he stepped down because of health issues or some such. Did he leave TWI altogether? Anyone know?
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