Better be carefull, you might get some orders on that one.
Hey danteh1, of course you are right!!! That is why I have offered no way to receive my material. But ifn' you are interested I can show you how to walk on the water at the oceans edge. Of course that is another PDTM.
outandabout
posted October 09, 2004 12:30
Yeah, Christians SHOULD be Prosperous.
Unfortunately, while we were in that joint, most of us WEREN'T but teh few at the top were.
That book should have been titled, The People at the Top Get to Be Prosperous.
outandabout that is what I am offering. We are the elect and double portions should be given to us who have my teaching PDTM... (I was the one unloading bags of styrofoam snowflakes at the gas Humps. Hell somebody had to do it~~~
JustThinking
posted October 09, 2004 13:04
I have seen the revised title here before:
Christians Should Be Preposterous
I have seen Christains Shoud be Aware The Preposterous. Must be the same sighting "JC and Me".
I would suggest "Walking On The Water". First session free! After that, 40 bucks per lesson until you can actually walk on the water. Now that is a deal that no one can turn down.
But I need to know if you have any problems in your life that I can capitalize upon to insure I have complete control over you?
God Bless I am the best!!!
all rights reserved PDTM to change the way you think to think my way.
I think you guys are giving the current BOD some ideas. In the distance I can hear them attempting to restart their now dead Present Day Truth Ministry.. (rrrrrrr, rrrrrrr, rrrrrrr, cough, cough, sputter sputter)
The other day Harvey P. went into a chainsaw outlet to buy a chainsaw to do some cleanup work in the WAY woods.
The sales person showed him a model and said "this is the best selling unit we have in stock, It can cut 10 cords of wood an hour. And the price is in the range you are willing to pay."
Well, Harvey bought the chainsaw and took it back to headquarters. A week later Harvey came back in and said "I want my money back on this chainsaw!!!!"
The sales person inquired as to why he wanted to return it.
To whit Harvey replied, "I couldn't find anyone smart enough to figure out how it works."
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danteh1
Sounds like another "WAY" offshoot to me.
Better be carefull, you might get some orders on that one.
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Yeah, Christians SHOULD be Prosperous.
Unfortunately, while we were in that joint, most of us WEREN'T but teh few at the top were.
That book should have been titled, The People at the Top Get to Be Prosperous.
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JustThinking
I have seen the revised title here before:
Christians Should Be Preposterous
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danteh1
posted October 09, 2004 11:19
Sounds like another "WAY" offshoot to me.
Better be carefull, you might get some orders on that one.
Hey danteh1, of course you are right!!! That is why I have offered no way to receive my material. But ifn' you are interested I can show you how to walk on the water at the oceans edge. Of course that is another PDTM.
outandabout
posted October 09, 2004 12:30
Yeah, Christians SHOULD be Prosperous.
Unfortunately, while we were in that joint, most of us WEREN'T but teh few at the top were.
That book should have been titled, The People at the Top Get to Be Prosperous.
outandabout that is what I am offering. We are the elect and double portions should be given to us who have my teaching PDTM... (I was the one unloading bags of styrofoam snowflakes at the gas Humps. Hell somebody had to do it~~~
JustThinking
posted October 09, 2004 13:04
I have seen the revised title here before:
Christians Should Be Preposterous
I have seen Christains Shoud be Aware The Preposterous. Must be the same sighting "JC and Me".
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Trefor Heywood
And that wonderfully spiritual book:
Receiving the Abundant Sharing Today
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JustThinking
And don't forget those other classic titles:
Power for Abusing Ladies (PFAL. The One that started it all!)
with the accompanying works:
The Lawyer Tells Me So
The Non-Dynamic Church
The Weirwille Way
God's Magnified Me
Order My Stuff Right Away
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excathedra
you guys are hilarious
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outandabout
Where do I sign up??
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Trefor Heywood
And that wonderful class:
Dealing with the Accountant
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outandabout
posted October 11, 2004 08:21
Where do I sign up??
oat,
Oh my, my first apprentice.
Which class?
I would suggest "Walking On The Water". First session free! After that, 40 bucks per lesson until you can actually walk on the water. Now that is a deal that no one can turn down.
But I need to know if you have any problems in your life that I can capitalize upon to insure I have complete control over you?
God Bless I am the best!!!
all rights reserved PDTM to change the way you think to think my way.
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Ham
I think you guys are giving the current BOD some ideas. In the distance I can hear them attempting to restart their now dead Present Day Truth Ministry.. (rrrrrrr, rrrrrrr, rrrrrrr, cough, cough, sputter sputter)
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Ham
"Harvey, we might be able to get this thing started if you just pushed a little harder.."
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Ham
"Donna, its about time you got out and helped Harvey."
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danteh1
The other day Harvey P. went into a chainsaw outlet to buy a chainsaw to do some cleanup work in the WAY woods.
The sales person showed him a model and said "this is the best selling unit we have in stock, It can cut 10 cords of wood an hour. And the price is in the range you are willing to pay."
Well, Harvey bought the chainsaw and took it back to headquarters. A week later Harvey came back in and said "I want my money back on this chainsaw!!!!"
The sales person inquired as to why he wanted to return it.
To whit Harvey replied, "I couldn't find anyone smart enough to figure out how it works."
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Ham
I think these guys may be a little ahead of us here..
http://www.fadetoblack.com/cultkit
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Song
Where does the credit card number go for the 13 easy payments of $85.00 each. I know not to worry because this will be profitable to me.
Yes Yes sign me up
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I offer a even newer and improved version. Only send me 66 payments of $666.00. Address it to:
The Teacher
New Knoxville Ohio.
The Post Office will know what to do with it..
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song:
your comment:
I would suggest "Walking On The Water". First session free!
Does the class come complete with a life jacket. Please enroll me.
I guess the jackpot is all the hiney for free huh?
In order to succeed please use some new colloquialisms like:
"not since Martin Luther" or
"stuff that wasnt made known in the days of Moses"
and "completing the revelation of Paul
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