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Naw.. they wouldn't mess with *MR* Sinatra, or the estate. They'd find themselves accepting an offer they couldn't refuse..

hmmm. Well.. Does this make sense.. I knew it was the biggest bunch of bull.... I'd heard to date, but I didn't have any better place to go, or at least I thought so?

"They" had another word for it.. "The present truth"..

terminal? as in dead? hmm. I've seen this in a couple of females on staff around good ole hq.. the few times I went. It really really made me wonder.. they were kind of soft, beaten down.. a better description would be lobotomized..

Maybe this little ditty was a possible re-write of vic's "secret to a holy life" "Secret to a Holy(?, or at least happy) Life, the Eternal Vagina Fix.." sheesh..

I'm suprised they haven't sued The United Way yet. They have a bigger pocketbook than these little groups.. rosie is probably salivating, while the sweat runs down between her ears.. yep.. bigger pocketbook.. Probably a few more lawyers, too..

I wonder if he copied some of this out of a cheap "romance" novel..

I really think both der vey and *mr* gear mutually have the "ignore" button on each other.. he drove the bus, for crying out loud.. I bet he has PICTURES.. he leaves them alone.. they let him do his pfal thingy, as long as he doesn't label it pfal.. he can be a hero, a mog wanabe for a day.. I think the "legal" term is, they've reached a "mexican standoff".. der vey has sued for far, far less.. look at Robe*ege.. they were chafed enough to sue over him naming his organization "the vey of CHRIST ministry" oh, I guess he was openly antagonistic to their organization too. all he could do was to shame them to death.. and I think it partly worked. But gear.. he doesn't openly attack them, at least on the internet. Probably part of the "agreement"..

... and when he breathed, his breath had the remarkable odor of Drambuie..

I dunno Exie. But I think Doreen threw it out with the bathwater..

Hmmm. For some of you people, EVERYTHING tastes like chicken..

I don't know what they expected out of simple, normal human beings.. I think God gave us a memory for a few good reasons. Maybe the person criticizing has a lot of hurt and pain from having to deal with similar memories. Maybe the one recommending moving on is the one who has not "moved on" like they thought they have.. The worst "just move along" fellows seem to be SOME ex-clergy in SOME offshoots.

*one at a time, one at a time.. you'd think everybody was STARVED here..*

Here, biscuits are on me.

Would explain why he didn't have a navel. Of course he didn't have a navel, did he?

Unfortunately, I don't think there is any real kind of mitigation for these times you speak of. People don't really have a clue.. The kinds of agreements and compromises to be made.. not to mention intimacy required- I don't think people can voluntarily submit themselves unless the circumstances really demand it of them.

"Stretched" coffee only belongs on a stretcher..

hmmm.. red eye gravy, red eye gravy.. I think you only get red eye with the right kind of "herb" in the gravy..

I know.. it seems sometimes it's nothing more than 1001 ways to beat a dead horse. But It isn't the people's fault here, really. Just when you think the beast is properly dispatched, you look carefully.. darn thing starts twitching again.. reminds me of an old Eagles song.. :)

Yep. I should be a millionaire.. I'd say about 98 percent of this "accurate word" does as much good in my life not using it now, as it did when I tried to apply it..

I think an Atheist knows what he doesn't believe.. and an Agnostic doesn't know WHAT he believes..

As much benzene, isobenzene, mercury, chromium and only god knows what else goes in some of their rivers, it's a suprise that the chinese people who drink the water are not going extinct.. Well, it gives the chinese army a job of sorts. Distributing bottled water..

Shouldn't have said anything.. I see "they" are back..

Squirrel says: "when getting from horses mouth, make sure you are talking to the correct end of the horse."

Various animals seem to be fairly popular.. :)