A black bear crapped in my oregano today

[Ron G.]

Big 'un, too. I went on the porch to see what was going and and we scared the .... out of each other...literally, in his case.

And right on my beloved oregano, no less.

Bear season runs parallel to deer season, so if he come back...

[Twinky]

Suggest you wash it well before using...the oregano, that is.

[Lifted Up]

Ron, were you or someone else in your house cooking anything at the time?

[Lifted Up]

Suggest you wash it well before using...the oregano, that is.

yea, Ron, isn't it a little late to be fertilizing??

[doojable]

Hope you don't plan on making Gin with those juniper berries Ron...

[WordWolf]

So much for the idea that they take care of that in the woods...

[HAPe4me]

that is some mean squat, or does it mean squat?

[Greek2me]

So much for the idea that they take care of that in the woods...

RFLMAO....

Nearly every morning my wife asks me if I want a cup of coffee and my answer is invariably to ask; do bears $hi+ in the woods?

It took her a while to get the meaning of this particular American idiom as they don't seem to have anything comparable in the *original* Greek language.

I'm going to show her this thread -- btw, thanks for the photo Ron, that's a real bute.

Now, what on earth am I going to ask her tomoorrow morning when she asks if I want a cup of coffee?...

Do bears $hi+ in Ron's oregano? :unsure:

[Ham]

Reminds me of an old Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers comic..

Freddy says "Does the Pope %@ in the woods? Is a bear catholic?"

I think one would have to "be there" in the "right" kind of condition to fully appreciate it..

[Ham]

This is priceless..

You'll have to link to the Pope question at the bottom of that page

Edited November 4, 2008 by Ham

[Watered Garden]

You will probably have oregano plants six feet tall next summer.

And the answer is "Anywhere he wants to."

That is totally hilarious.

WG

[RumRunner]

The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers should go down in literary history. Excellent stuff!! (and yes being in the right condition helped). I think if I had to choose the best character it was Fat Freddie's cat...although I'll give a close second to any of the other three. BTW did you know they even came out with a board game called Dealer McDope????

Reminds me of an old Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers comic..

[so it was]

I guess I have nothing to complain about with the bear that knocked my pack around when I was peacefully sleeping in a tent. At least he didn't do that to it!

[bowtwi]

The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers should go down in literary history. Excellent stuff!! (and yes being in the right condition helped). I think if I had to choose the best character it was Fat Freddie's cat...although I'll give a close second to any of the other three. BTW did you know they even came out with a board game called Dealer McDope????

My ex-husband bought a back copy of Playboy magazine that had a game called "Feds n Heads" with the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers and he laminated all the pieces and the "board" - we played it for years. The idea was to score drugs and get your pieces around the board with various hippie-type bummers and bad trips. It was a hoot to play! My ex always insisted on being "the fat banker". Tons of fun on those long WI winter nights.

I hadn't thought of that game in years - thanks for the memory! :blink:

[polar bear]

##it happens. Just glad is wasn't a Polar Bear.

[Lifted Up]

I can't bear the waiting; I am assuming he has not come back yet, or you would let us know?

[Shellon]

From the looks of this particular Scat, he'd been in the berries recently. That's probably where you'd find him again if you want some in the freezer.

Some of the bear meat that is

[Twinky]

I can't bear the waiting; I am assuming he has not come back yet, or you would let us know?

Maybe Ron can't let us know??

[ChasUFarley]

[AHAT4JC]

3 Black bears strolled past me last week as I was leaving my office @ work.

[brideofjc]

RFLMAO....

Nearly every morning my wife asks me if I want a cup of coffee and my answer is invariably to ask; do bears $hi+ in the woods?

It took her a while to get the meaning of this particular American idiom as they don't seem to have anything comparable in the *original* Greek language.

I'm going to show her this thread -- btw, thanks for the photo Ron, that's a real bute.

Now, what on earth am I going to ask her tomoorrow morning when she asks if I want a cup of coffee?...

Do bears $hi+ in Ron's oregano? :unsure:

Hey G2ME....sure there is!!!

Ho Kronos Ex-ete Ton Ther-on Tou Krap-atou Gay????

"Time to have beast crap on earth???"

As close as one gets without my UBS4 available right now! Could use some tweaking Im'm sure!