New Classes in TWI

[igotout]

Power For Abundant Fibbing

Christian Family and Adultery

Deals With The Adversary

The Way Taking Abundance and Power

Christians Should Be Paupers

Jesus Christ Is Not God, We Are

Jesus Christ is Passed Over

Are The Dead Still in TWI?

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[CoolWaters]

LMAOPIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I use these?

[rascal]

Lol ... soooo true.

[Kit Sober]

How to recognize and promote Godless leadership

Holy Spirit: Ignore it and it won't bother you.

[igotout]

Well, unlike a certain religious organization I know, I will admit when I copied something word for word.

It made me laugh too. Thank you whoever wrote it a couple years ago.

I save old posts. You should too. It is easy to just copy and paste into a Word document. I have a whole file. I should call it "The Junk Table" for some of you old timers. :D-->

[JustThinking]

Updated TWI slogans and classes:

The Decade of Victimry

The Prevaricating Word

The Way is Abusive and Petty

The Foundationless Class

The Underwhelming Class

The Advanceless Class

[rascal]

*Dealing with the adversary class*...a class in keys to making deals with the devil.

[dabobbada]

The Way Living in Lust

[dabobbada]

Doling out the Adversary

The Way of Abundant Paupers Crass

Jesus Christ is not Feared

Jesus Christ our Premised Seed

The FundTheWaytional Class

The We'reyourIntermediary Crass

The Advanced Crass Class

Join The Way Cops II Today

(FrankenCops?)

We'll rebuild you into:

Apostates, Profits, Evilangleists, Treacheries and Plaster'ems

The Preponderous Word Over The World

The Preposterous Word is um,..

Already Over The World

The Decade of Verbal Abuse and Spitshowers

Edited November 1, 2004 by dabobbada

[igotout]

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[johniam]

Witnessing and OVERshepherding

[JustThinking]

quote:

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"Witnessing and OVERshepherding"

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Amen!

[dabobbada]

More Classes;

Witless Undersheperding

Twig Bleedership

Dealing in Adversity

An updated class taught by Rev. RosyLie Rivenbawk

Christian Feminine Sex

Tapping The Way Tree

Basic Keys To .... ?

The Spurtual Contest,

Attributes of Serpents Seed

By the man, oh gawd who knows more about the Debbil and spurtual seeding than anybody else, the Revved Loy Craig Martindale

New Books;

Receeding The Holy Spirit Today

The BOD'L Tell me So

Lusting Sanctified

The New Disfunctional Church

Our Words Way

God's Minimized Word

Order My Steps In My Word

Life Slimes

Christians Should Be Preposterous

The Thirteenth Diatribe

A Harmonizing of the Gospel Quartet

Living Vicariously

Fun Demento's of Biblical Research

Rise And Spandex

(Sorry, It was a slow night. :D--> :D--> )

[ex70sHouston]

Ok guys your having a little too much fun picking at them. Just remember most of us were dumb enough once to fall for that stuff.

But you have to admit its funny.

When I took the Foundationless class and found that I was from the Underachieving class so I could then take the Advantageless class.

Of course I never was a WOW (Worried of Where the foods gonna come from) or in the Corps (Compelled or Pulled Sidways)sorry could not come up with somthing better.

You know what. This is fun making fun of them. Forget what I said earlier. Onward thru the fog. I'm feeling better every minute.

[dabobbada]

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WOW = Worried of Where.....

Perfect! ;)-->

Yes, laugther is good for the soul.

(Very cleansing and healing.)

Enjoy

[Ham]

Of course, there is the now priceless book: "Christians could have been prosperous" In small print, "if they did not join up with us."

[Trefor Heywood]

"The Way Living in Lust."

"L. Craig Martindale is not God (he only thinks he is)"

"Are the (brain)dead alive now?"

[tomtuttle]

VP In Me (or is he??)

Secrets of the St. Mary's Motel

[JustThinking]

The Collusionals:

The Bottle Tells Me So

The New Drambuie Church

The Worms Way

God's Mutilated Word

Order My Scotch in Thy Room

[igotout]

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Priceless and hilarious.

[JustThinking]

Other books by The Way Irrational:

Are the Drunk Allowed Now?

The Rise and Expansion of the Christian Lurch

JT

[Trefor Heywood]

I remember the glossy ads in the Rag:

"Remember the Way in your will."

Well you know what they say...

"Where there's a will there's the Way!" :D-->

[excathedra]

you guys reallly should do standup

[GrouchoMarxJr]

..."Order my steps to thy bed"

..."Craig Martindale, our passover"

..."Light through the motorcoach window"

..."NewKnoxville Mystery religion"

..."The turds way"

..."Receiving the taxexempt holy spurt"

..."School of the profit"

[Jim]

quote:

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The Rise and Expansion of the Christian Lurch

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"The Rise and Expulsion of the Christian Lunch"

"Stealing with the Adversary"

"Christians should make Vic Prosperous"

"Keys to Raising Skirts"

Edited November 4, 2004 by jim