11th Corps

[Out There]

No, I had flax seeds with my familia I think I mean BM.

[sprawled out]

and you wonder why more 11th corps don't come around here! :D

[Out There]

Boy those 9th Corps sure can talk, can't they..... blah, blah, blah

This is a quote from the 8th corps thread. I think they know what they are talking about.

[Tom Strange]

Boy those 9th Corps sure can talk, can't they..... blah, blah, blah

This is a quote from the 8th corps thread. I think they know what they are talking about.

ooooh! ...ouch! such venom from the junior corps...

[Out There]

Venom? Nah.. just childish jealousy.

[sprawled out]

jealous? of the ninth corpse? the ninth? jealous?

:blink:

[doojable]

You guys! Don't you need to go and get some aerobic points or something?

[Out There]

Aerobic Points?? you are so old fashioned - Knowles Breathing is where its at today,

Wheez Wheez Wheez - deep cleansing breaths

[doojable]

Oh and SIT with each breath.

[Out There]

Just remember 5 minutes a day of Knowles breathing is worth 40 aerobic points a week. And 5 minutes of speaking in tongues is worth 4 hours of sleep a night.

I must be doing something wrong because I have been dragging the past few years,

[doojable]

You're just not spurt-ull enough.

[Out There]

What do you mean? I am full of Spurts, just ask them. They'll name themselves for you. lets see - theres Roy boy, Cheech. Chong, Frrank Sinatra, Fabio....( 2 1/2 star general)

[Dot Matrix]

Knowles breathing, I remember that

Wasn't it something like Lamase breathing while giving birth?

Listen, can I really breathe rather than walk 30 minutes? Cause if so, I am in.

How do ya do it?

[Out There]

Just Think - Christian family and SEX, Christian family and SEX, then Pant three times -

[doojable]

hah, hah, hah

hee, hee, hee

Ok so now I'm gonna go get some Popcorn in the lounge and go eat some gorp.

[Out There]

Hey, I just got one aerobic point (had to chase the dog out of the living room) just forty more and I will be in top fizzical shape.

[doojable]

The funny thing is that I did more running after I graduated from the Corpse and didn't need to prove anything to anyone.

Points - schmoints

[rhino]

I say let Knowles do his own breathing

[doojable]

AAHHHHHHHH - but will he get his own aerobic points too?

I think not....

Silly rhino

[Out There]

I actually do get "points" every week though I never do record them or even think about them. I've broken my legs a couple times then blew out my knees so I can't run. Now I bike

Knowles breathing is a farce, I once talked with a Yoga instructor about it and she couldn't see any application of it. I have a friend who is a cigar smoking Pulmonologist, he laughed when I asked him about it.

Maybe Knowles does have an application.... In the bedroom maybe?

[polar bear]

I never believed in that breathing stuff. But I also blew out my knees runnng for over 30 years. Now I sit on my exercise bike and watch Ellen.

[Out There]

It's been a ling time since I have seen any posts on this thread. it's time for us 11thers to stand up and be counted or at least stand up

Happy new year to all. I just finished toasting my new year

[doojable]

I would stand up - but at only 5' I'm gonna need someone's shoulders to stand on or else they won't be able to see me.

[Out There]

Doojable - If I remember you correctly you may only be 5 feet tall physically but you act like you are 6'9" I know you can stand out in a crowd.

If you need them my shoulders are available for temporary use

Edited January 12, 2007 by Out There

[Too Gray Now]

.... I just finished toasting my new year

Dang. I gotta get my glasses fixed! I thought you wrote that you just finished toasting your new CAR.

To which I was going to reply -

Hey look at these guys - they turned their car into a toaster - now there is a switch.

.... but .... since I have now joined the ranks of the visual acuity challenged - maybe I should just sit down and before I hurt myself -

Anyway - happy new year!