Name that Flick

[WordWolf]

The movie is "They Call Me Bruce?"

Edited October 27, 2009 by WordWolf

[Steve!]

Yep, you got it! I thought it would take longer to get - hah! silly me!

[WordWolf]

Yep, you got it! I thought it would take longer to get - hah! silly me!

I had a friend who used the first quote back when the movie came out.

The paragraph was basically a boast that he was some sort of martial arts expert,

and proof of that was that he was 'Oriental.'

My friend, of course, just found the whole thing very amusing, and loved to

quote it amongst friends.

Ok, I had a movie in mind....

[WordWolf]

"Look, a check. She paid me everything she owes me. She left me, but she learned something. She's a responsible person, or whatever."

" We can go to bed, maybe get in a little quickie."

"No. With you, never a quickie. Always a longie."

"What do you say to that?"

"I would say, leave Cindy alone and find yourself a nice Jewish girl, Doctor!"

"I think they're from the government."

"How do you know?"

"They're wearing shoes."

"It's dudes like you that give this neighborhood a bad name!"

[WordWolf]

"Look, a check. She paid me everything she owes me. She left me, but she learned something. She's a responsible person, or whatever."

" We can go to bed, maybe get in a little quickie."

"No. With you, never a quickie. Always a longie."

"What do you say to that?"

"I would say, leave Cindy alone and find yourself a nice Jewish girl, Doctor!"

"Huh?

Oh, sh*, it's the OTHER one, right?"

"I think they're from the government."

"How do you know?"

"They're wearing shoes."

"It's dudes like you that give this neighborhood a bad name!"

"You have 30 seconds to tell me where Miss Sondheim is, or..."

"Or what? You'll eat your lunch in my office?"

"No,

my lunch will eat YOU."

"...three silver bullets through the heart!"

"Jeffrey!"

"No, Rosenberg, that is a werewolf."

"A werewolf? Really? Are you sure?"

"It's a black chicken! Come here, black chicken! Come get in the pot!"

"Come back! Come back, black chicken! At least leave us an egg or something!"

[Raf]

heh heh heh

[GeorgeStGeorge]

I haven't seen this one in a long time, but the "black chicken" line would have worked in the "Flicks remembered from one line" thread!

A fitting movie for this time of year, especially since the "black chicken" was a bat. :lol:

Obviously, Raf knows it, too. I'll give the answer later, if no one else does.

George

[WordWolf]

"Look, a check. She paid me everything she owes me. She left me, but she learned something. She's a responsible person, or whatever."

" We can go to bed, maybe get in a little quickie."

"No. With you, never a quickie. Always a longie."

"What do you say to that?"

"I would say, leave Cindy alone and find yourself a nice Jewish girl, Doctor!"

"Huh?

Oh, sh*, it's the OTHER one, isn't it?"

"I think they're from the government."

"How do you know?"

"They're wearing shoes."

"It's dudes like you that give this neighborhood a bad name!"

"You have 30 seconds to tell me where Miss Sondheim is, or..."

"Or what? You'll eat your lunch in my office?"

"No,

my lunch will eat YOU."

"...three silver bullets through the heart!"

"Jeffrey!"

"No, Rosenberg, that is a werewolf."

"A werewolf? Really? Are you sure?"

"It's a black chicken! Come here, black chicken! Come get in the pot!"

"Come back! Come back, black chicken! At least leave us an egg or something!"

"Children of the night, SHUT UP!"

"I never drink wine, and I do not smoke sh*."

"There is one small disadvantage. We can only live by night."

"Oh, that's all right with me. I mean, I could never really get my sh* together till 7:00, anyway."

"I thought you were having fun."

"Fun? How would you like to go around looking like a head waiter for 700 years?"

"Without me, Transylvania will be as exciting as Bucharest... on a Monday night."

[GeorgeStGeorge]

I love the night life; I love to boogie...

"Love at First Bite."

"Mark doesn't want you because you're mean and evil. He wants me because I am nice and sweet and pure, so f--- off!"

"Oh Mark, I can't believe you're going to throw away our relationship on a one-night stand with a chauffeur and a butler and a slut who eats buttons! But you did. You really did!"

"Oh, Robin, PLEASE?"

"Mark, we've been through this sex thing a million times."

"Half way through it a million times. It's what people do when they're in love! It's natural. It's right."

"Well it's not natural or right for me to do it in a car."

"What about an ice cream truck?"

George

[Raf]

I'm sensing a theme here.

[GeorgeStGeorge]

Though it made more sense two weeks ago.

"I haven't had anything this pure since the Vienna Boys' Choir hit town."

"Being a vampire in the 20th century is a nightmare!"

"Did we get up on the wrong side of the coffin this evening?"

"Tell us what happened, man! Blow by beautiful blow! Did you undress her slowly? Like first, revealing big luscious magoombas?"

"Did she have any tattoos or scars or anything?"

"I told you I don't remember! If you guys are so interested in my sexual failures, why don't you go have a few of your own?"

"Mark doesn't want you because you're mean and evil. He wants me because I am nice and sweet and pure, so f--- off!"

"Oh Mark, I can't believe you're going to throw away our relationship on a one-night stand with a chauffeur and a butler and a slut who eats buttons! But you did. You really did!"

"Oh, Robin, PLEASE?"

"Mark, we've been through this sex thing a million times."

"Half way through it a million times. It's what people do when they're in love! It's natural. It's right."

"Well it's not natural or right for me to do it in a car."

"What about an ice cream truck?"

George

[WordWolf]

I recognize the "Vienna Boys Choir" comment.

This is "Once Bitten." IIRC, this was before Jim Carrey was "discovered."

It's one of a few movies I've seen where it's a better movie if you miss the first

5 minutes and jump in starting the SECOND scene.

I also didn't recognize CLEAVON LITTLE. There's an actor who doesn't get

around very often. Was that Lauren Hutton as the vampire?

[GeorgeStGeorge]

Indeed it was.

I was trying to find the quote where Carrey's girlfriend asks him why he's trying to look like Jerry Lewis, and he says he was going more for DeNiro! :lol:

Anyway, you're up!

George

[WordWolf]

"Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck."

"How?"

"I don't know, I'm making this up as I go."

[WordWolf]

"Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck."

"How?"

"I don't know, I'm making this up as I go."

"You can't do this to me, I'm an AMERICAN."

"Bad dates."

"They're digging in the wrong place."

"Very dangerous.

You go first."

[Flow7]

1st Indy movie -- Raiders of the Lost Ark ??

[WordWolf]

1st Indy movie -- Raiders of the Lost Ark ??

It is indeed!

Your turn to post a movie.

[WordWolf]

For the curious, here's where the lines came from...

"Meet me at Omar's. Be ready for me. I'm going after that truck."

"How?"

"I don't know, I'm making this up as I go."

Indy jumping on the horse. His line about "making this up as I go" was, I thought,

fairly famous.

"You can't do this to me, I'm an AMERICAN."

Marion, getting captured.

"Bad dates."

"They're digging in the wrong place."

Both are from the scene where Indy and Sallah study the original Headpiece to the Staff of Ra.

One Nazi had accidentally "copied" the writing on the front- which was affected by the

writing on the back, which they didn't have. So, despite using the map room, they got the

wrong location, and Sallah and Indy said it together:

"They're digging in the wrong place."

Sallah turns around and begins to walk away, singing happily. ("I am the monarch of the sea...")

Indy grabs a date from the bowl, and throws it in the air to catch in his mouth.

Suddenly, Sallah grabs it out of the air-

and points to the dead, poisoned monkey.

"Bad dates."

"Very dangerous.

You go first."

I was about to post another line I thought was memorable, but Flow7 got it.

[Flow7]

"Women will sleep with you if you write a book? "

"Women will sleep with you if you write a bad book."

[WordWolf]

A....relative of mine?????

;)

Edited November 19, 2009 by WordWolf

[Flow7]

A....relative of mine?????

;)

....Relatively speaking, that's what Santa's anuts and uncles are called --- Relative Clauses....

another quote......

"Perhaps your skills do reach farther than basketball."

"Further"

"What?"

"You said that my skills reached "farther" than basketball. "Farther" relates to distance, "further" is a definition of degree. You should have said "further"."

"Are you challenging me, Mr. Wallace?"

"Not any more than you challenged Coleridge."

[Raf]

Oh, bless you, Flow. Great movie.

"Finding Forrester"

[Flow7]

Oh, bless you, Flow. Great movie.

"Finding Forrester"

I agree, Raf, one of my all time favorites. If anyone reading this has not seen it, it's well worth the time. Take it away, Mr. Raf Daddy!

Edited to add -- If you watch it, stay for the song during the credits at the end.

Edited November 20, 2009 by Flow7

[Raf]

"All the arguing in the world can't change the decision of the umpire."

[Raf]

Changing movies. That last one was Pride of the Yankees, which I've already done.

So, moving on...

"You're sitting in a room with an all-southern view. Suddenly, a bear walks by the window. What colour is the bear?"

"Red! The bear is red!"

"Why on Earth would the bear be red?"

"The southern sun is very hot. The bear would be terribly burnt!"

"That is the most absurd answer I've ever heard."