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"When in public, a royal personage must refrain from chewing gum, using profanity, picking his nose, scratching his p... p... p... p... private parts and staring down the bust lines of visiting female dignitaries."

"What the hell! That's everything!"

"How's it going, Your Majesty?"

"Great. We've got nothing in common and she's got a voice like a tuba. If she had her way, we'd have sex on a bed of nails on national television. But at least the party stinks."

"Your Majesty, may I present the Sovereign King Mulamboa of Zambezi."

"Hey, homes! Whas happenin'! Gimme quintet, brother!"

"I do not comprehend, Your Majesty."

"Uh, welcome, Your Majesty. On behalf of the people of the United Kingdom...

...Uh, do you wanna go get a beer?"

George

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"It is far easier to whisper advice from behind the scenes rather than risk its merit at the point of attack."

"Sir Cedric! Sir Cedric! Good news. We've finally found an heir!"

"That's wonderful, Duncan. Who is he?... A good man?"

"Well. He has his strengths and his weaknesses. You see, he's...American."

"Quickly, Duncan! The strengths!"

"When in public, a royal personage must refrain from chewing gum, using profanity, picking his nose, scratching his p... p... p... p... private parts and staring down the bust lines of visiting female dignitaries."

"What the hell! That's everything!"

"How's it going, Your Majesty?"

"Great. We've got nothing in common and she's got a voice like a tuba. If she had her way, we'd have sex on a bed of nails on national television. But at least the party stinks."

"Your Majesty, may I present the Sovereign King Mulamboa of Zambezi."

"Hey, homes! Whas happenin'! Gimme quintet, brother!"

"I do not comprehend, Your Majesty."

"Uh, welcome, Your Majesty. On behalf of the people of the United Kingdom...

...Uh, do you wanna go get a beer?"

George

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Ok, let's move this along...

(snip)

Here's an easy one for you:

"You were right about one thing. The negotiations were short."

"Star Wars Episode I-the Phantom Menace."

Those of you who liked the movie, like/liked RPGs, or both,

should check out Darths & Droids. It begins, complete with explanation,

here:

http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0001.html

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Ok, let's move this along. Next movie....

"Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.

"Buddy couldn't handle it. Was Buddy one of your crew?"

"Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces."

"Andy went to pieces?"

"No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued."

"Howie came unglued?"

"Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tail-gunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued."

"And he bailed out?"

"No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle."

"Then Howie survived?"

"No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day."

"Over Macho Grande?"

"No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande."

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"Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon. That's always been the difference between us, Daniel."

"We need to squeeze people."

"Sure. We'll pick them out of a phone book."

"You forgot how we do things, Daniel. You've gotten too soft. Too trusting. Especially with women."

"No, listen, I am through with that! God, who do you think you are? You live off people while insulting them and nobody complains because they think you're a goddamn lunatic!...I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that, man."

"Daniel? You are a good friend."

"I don't mind being the smartest man in the world, I just wish it wasn't this one."

George

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"The only person with whom I felt any kinship with died three hundred years before the birth of Christ. Alexander of Macedonia, or Alexander the Great, as you know him."

"It doesn't take a genius to see that the world has problems."

"No, but it takes a room full of morons to think they're small enough for you to handle!"

"Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon. That's always been the difference between us, Daniel."

"We need to squeeze people."

"Sure. We'll pick them out of a phone book."

"You forgot how we do things, Daniel. You've gotten too soft. Too trusting. Especially with women."

"No, listen, I am through with that! God, who do you think you are? You live off people while insulting them and nobody complains because they think you're a goddamn lunatic!...I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that, man."

"Daniel? You are a good friend."

"I don't mind being the smartest man in the world, I just wish it wasn't this one."

George

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I was being coy.

Gen-2 actually said the name! biglaugh.gif

That makes it her turn!

Well you just have it posted in Latin WordWolf. At first I thought it said "who guards the guardians"

and then I realized what movie it must be.

... but okay,.... here's one that should be EASY

"Where does he GET those WONDERFUL TOYS??!!"

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Okay. This has gone on long enough. Gen-2 is probably Gen-3 by now.

"Batman" (the first Michael Keaton one).

New film:

"Maybe you've lost your faith in people. But you must still be faithful to something. You must still care about something. Maybe we can't change what is. But trying to save a life isn't wasting your life, is it?"

"I was told it might be possible to rent your boat. We'd like to do that. Is that possible? We need to get upriver."

"Where are you going?"

"Into Burma."

"Burma's a warzone."

George

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