Geico commercials are funny sometimes. The one where Mary Lincoln is trying on a dress and askx Abe if the dress makes her butt look too big. Of course honest Abe answers " a little bit". Great commercial.
There was a terrific radio commercial in the HOuston market about 15 years ago. I can't find an audio clip, but people actually called tghe station askig to hear it again! A second one a few months later was almost as funny. You have to understand the eveils of fire ant infestation to appreciate this fully. But here is the transcript of the second one:
Fire ants are not loveable. People do not want fire ant plush toys.
They aren't cuddly. They don't do little tricks. They just bite you and leave red, stinging welts that make you want to cry.
And that's why they have to die.
And they have to die right now.
You don't want them to have a long, lingering illness. You want death. A quick, excruciating, see-you-in-hell kind of death.
You don't want to lug a bag of chemicals and a garden hose around the yard. It takes too long. And baits can take up to a week.
No, my friend, you want Ant-Stop Orthene Fire Ant Killer from Ortho.
You put two teaspoons of Ant-Stop around the mound, and you're done. You don't even water it in. The scout ants bring it back into the mound.
And here's the really good part: EVERYBODY DIES. Even the queen; it's that fast.
And that's good, because killing fire ants shouldn't be a full-time job, even if it is pretty fun.
Ant-Stop Orthene Fire Ant Killer from Ortho. KICK FIRE ANT BUTT.
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doojable
Here's another winner:
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geisha779
I have no idea what the product is for this one or the country it is from. . . . but it is the cutest commercial.
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ChasUFarley
Here's my nomination:
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Raf
This is really funny and THERE'S NOTHING SEXUAL ABOUT IT AT ALL!!!
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waysider
Look, it's Haley's Comet!
Mama Mia, That's a spicy meatball!
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GeorgeStGeorge
An oldie but a goodie. Not funny, but charming.
George
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GeorgeStGeorge
Here's another classic from the early 70's:
Lincoln job hunting
George
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Song of The Day
Cracker Jack Jingle by Sailor Jack and his dog, Bingo
What do you want,
When you gotta eat somethin',
And it's gotta be sweet,
And it's gotta be a lot,
And you gotta have it now?
What do you want?
Lip-smacking'
Whip-crackin'
Paddywhackin'
Knickaknackin'
Silabawhackin'
Scalawhackin'
Crackerjackin'
Cracker Jack!
What do you get,
When you open the top,
And look inside,
And smack your lips,
And turn it over,
And spill it out?
What do you get?
Lip-smacking'
Whipcrackin'
Paddywhackin'
Olagazackin'
Infolackin'
Alliganackin'
Crackerjackin'
Cracker Jack!
Candy-coated popcorn, peanuts, and a prize...
That's what you get in Cracker Jack!
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nyunknown
Here is a real funny one!
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soul searcher
Miller High Life delivery guy...three commercials:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYeyZ0GtFQg
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Broken Arrow
This one's been making the rounds at my office lately. I think it's pretty funny. This is a montage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI58wj4b4g0
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bulwinkl
Just found this one today<br>
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GeorgeStGeorge
Jack Palance's response to Elijah Wood is priceless:
George
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Twinky
Yeah, right.
This one's still my favorite.
Tui beer - ducks
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Human without the bean
Geico commercials are funny sometimes. The one where Mary Lincoln is trying on a dress and askx Abe if the dress makes her butt look too big. Of course honest Abe answers " a little bit". Great commercial.
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Planet Fitness
This one has been my latest favorite.
My favorite M&M commercial.
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Human without the bean
I don't even know what the ad is about but this is funny.
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GeorgeStGeorge
There was a terrific radio commercial in the HOuston market about 15 years ago. I can't find an audio clip, but people actually called tghe station askig to hear it again! A second one a few months later was almost as funny. You have to understand the eveils of fire ant infestation to appreciate this fully. But here is the transcript of the second one:
Fire ants are not loveable. People do not want fire ant plush toys.
They aren't cuddly. They don't do little tricks. They just bite you and leave red, stinging welts that make you want to cry.
And that's why they have to die.
And they have to die right now.
You don't want them to have a long, lingering illness. You want death. A quick, excruciating, see-you-in-hell kind of death.
You don't want to lug a bag of chemicals and a garden hose around the yard. It takes too long. And baits can take up to a week.
No, my friend, you want Ant-Stop Orthene Fire Ant Killer from Ortho.
You put two teaspoons of Ant-Stop around the mound, and you're done. You don't even water it in. The scout ants bring it back into the mound.
And here's the really good part: EVERYBODY DIES. Even the queen; it's that fast.
And that's good, because killing fire ants shouldn't be a full-time job, even if it is pretty fun.
Ant-Stop Orthene Fire Ant Killer from Ortho. KICK FIRE ANT BUTT.
:) George
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