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I have no idea what the product is for this one or the country it is from. . . . but it is the cutest commercial.

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This is really funny and THERE'S NOTHING SEXUAL ABOUT IT AT ALL!!!

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Song of The Day

Cracker Jack Jingle by Sailor Jack and his dog, Bingo

What do you want,

When you gotta eat somethin',

And it's gotta be sweet,

And it's gotta be a lot,

And you gotta have it now?

What do you want?

Lip-smacking'

Whip-crackin'

Paddywhackin'

Knickaknackin'

Silabawhackin'

Scalawhackin'

Crackerjackin'

Cracker Jack!

What do you get,

When you open the top,

And look inside,

And smack your lips,

And turn it over,

And spill it out?

What do you get?

Lip-smacking'

Whipcrackin'

Paddywhackin'

Olagazackin'

Infolackin'

Alliganackin'

Crackerjackin'

Cracker Jack!

Candy-coated popcorn, peanuts, and a prize...

That's what you get in Cracker Jack!

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Just found this one today<br>

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There was a terrific radio commercial in the HOuston market about 15 years ago. I can't find an audio clip, but people actually called tghe station askig to hear it again! A second one a few months later was almost as funny. You have to understand the eveils of fire ant infestation to appreciate this fully. But here is the transcript of the second one:

Fire ants are not loveable. People do not want fire ant plush toys.

They aren't cuddly. They don't do little tricks. They just bite you and leave red, stinging welts that make you want to cry.

And that's why they have to die.

And they have to die right now.

You don't want them to have a long, lingering illness. You want death. A quick, excruciating, see-you-in-hell kind of death.

You don't want to lug a bag of chemicals and a garden hose around the yard. It takes too long. And baits can take up to a week.

No, my friend, you want Ant-Stop Orthene Fire Ant Killer from Ortho.

You put two teaspoons of Ant-Stop around the mound, and you're done. You don't even water it in. The scout ants bring it back into the mound.

And here's the really good part: EVERYBODY DIES. Even the queen; it's that fast.

And that's good, because killing fire ants shouldn't be a full-time job, even if it is pretty fun.

Ant-Stop Orthene Fire Ant Killer from Ortho. KICK FIRE ANT BUTT.

:) George

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