As for Ramona, she's obviously insane. No sane person could fail to respond in all the
situations she's just "coasted" through.
I'm married, and another woman's husband wants to have sex with me? Ok.
My husband doesn't like it? Well, he can leave, I'll stay with the adulterer. Ok.
My husband blew his brains out over it? What a pity. Yes I'll screw the adulterer again, sure.
Oh, the adulterer is tired of me and wants younger meat? Sure I'll find him another girl....
But being the Forehead's accomplice, wouldn't that put her on the same plan as him, as far as needing to be weeded out of at least HQ. I mean, she is nothing but bad publicity. And all that talk now about being nicer, better, and cleaned up, yet they still have Mrs "I'll talk your young daughters into sleeping with da Forehead" prancing around HQ.. yeah.. And you thing things are better.. LOL..
Wonder what they have her doing now.. Still servicing the Prez?
Wonder what they have her doing now.. Still servicing the Prez?
Last time I knew (but this was a few years back) they had her manning the mail room... She always seemed like she was sorta off. Damaged in some way (and this is before I had even heard of any of the scandals!)
She's Rosalie and Donna's pal. She is also Rosalie's personal trainer down in the fitness aisle. Used to make me sick seeing them there, especially cause they always had some snide comment to me when I was working out. Usually about the amount of weight I was using. Guess they never seen a man lift weights before.
I remembered another one... After the LCM scandal broke we got new leadership in our area. The wife of the WC couple said in passing conversation that she wondered why LCM had never made a pass at her while she was at HQ... She wondered if he had thought there was something wrong with her. (as if she was missing out on some great honor or something)
And then there was the time I decided to go on vacation and not fill out that stupid form for my fellowship coordinator. I verbally told her where I was going. She called my cell phone the day after I left and started giving me a face melting about how I didn't fill out the form. I asked her why she needed the form completed. She said it was so she could have my contact information if she needed to find me in an emergency. I told her that she obviously didn't need it since she had found me without it just fine. She hung up on me after that...
It's no wonder I started taking vacations after that where I knew I couldn't get cell phone service and you would have to hike for two miles off the main road to be able to find me.
I sure hope you were out looking for new people to witness to.
You were out looking for those lost sheep, weren't you, you know, the 99 safe in the fold and the 1 lost one that you were searching for, out in those wilds way away from normal contact.
At that point I was taking vacations to get AWAY from the witnessing!!! But I did take a couple of believers with me to qualify for two by two - just in case... (actually we just headed out into the wilderness, made a big fire, and spent the rest of the time cooking, eating, and going past the two drink limit.)
How about this one... we, the way of New Zealand have imposed a 'two drink limit'on everybody because X & Y are alcoholics. we heard this had been said about us AFTER we had left (of course) The Irish cowardly git running the show had a lot to say about us AFTER we had left.We were the Corps couple who left because we had had enough of the double standards going on at Indiana Campus ( extra marital affairs etc.. )
How about this one... we, the way of New Zealand have imposed a 'two drink limit'on everybody because X & Y are alcoholics.
That 2 drink limit is a freaking joke. Way back when I was concerned about abiding by it my solution was have my wife make extremely strong cocktails. Two are all anyone would want. Mind you I don't like getting drunk. But two of hers will toast you up nicely.
Funny thing is I can remember some of the hard corps legalist always adding new articles to the already stupid and failed law. My all time favorite was someone telling me that "it's not 2 drinks everyday either." Those guys are losers.
I find it humorous too that they want to defame now that you are gone. That is pretty much a ministry wide practice. God forbid other's from the flock would follow you guys out the door. Soooo incredibly many people have left over the years, and continue to leave while out reach has dried up. It's like trying to cap an oil well with a bandaid.
:P Your the Best. :wacko: You have a wonderful heart. Your the Best.
You would go to twig and everyone would say that. Go back home and hear it again. Then someone calls and your hear again. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Oh, grief. Ya the cliches are murder. A couple years before I left people started saying "love you!" to each other instead of bye or later or whatever. And they always made sure it sounded extra sappy. :excl:
I remember being told that since my parents went in the WC that it meant that I also was supposed to go into the WC program because if God called my parents then He had called the whole family... I was terrified, because going in the WC was one thing I knew I never ever ever wanted to do. Ever.
I believe it was "Total Ba$tard Airlines" a SNL skit
Intercom: This concludes the safest part of our journey. Thank you for flying Total Bastard Airlines. As we indicated at the start of the flight, we at Total Bastard Airlines are bitter about the career paths we have taken, and we do then to take that out on our passengers. We at Total Bastard Airlines realize that in your travel plans you have a choice of many airlines, but we'd like to thank you for flying the blue skies of Total Bastard.
Steward: Okay, here we go - thanks for flying with us, buh-bye. Buh-bye! Thanks, now. Buh-bye.
Stewardess: Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye.
Steward: Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Hey, you live here in Pittsburgh?
Passenger 1: Uh.. no, actually, I -
Steward: Buh-bye! Buh-bye.
Passenger 2: Uh, excuse me, could you tell me -
Stewardess: Buh-bye. I'm sorry, what part didn't you understand - the buh or the bye? Buh-bye.
Steward: Buh-bye.
Passenger 3: Hi, I'm getting a connecting flight to Denver, and I was wondering if you know the gate?
Stewardess: Buh-bye.
Passenger 3: Yeah, I'm.. I'm just about..
Stewardess: Buh-bye.
Passenger 3: But if you just wait..
Stewardess: Buh-bye.
Steward: Buh-bye. Buh-bye. You're very heavy.
Passenger 4: [ angry ] What did you say to me?!
Steward: [ defensive ] What?! I said "Buh-bye!" I just said "Buh-bye" 40 times in a row, why would I say anything else, it doesn't make sense! Did I just say something without knowing it? No! Go! Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: Hi, I was just wondering -
Steward: No, no, no - buh-bye! Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: Excuse, me.. hello! You have been rude to me..
Steward: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: ..the entire flight -
Stewardess: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: No! I wanted a blanket,
Steward: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: and you never -
Stewardess: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: ..you never brought it to me -
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: And I will -
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: I will -
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: I will -
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: You are so rude!
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: I will never fly -
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: This is ridiculous!
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: Screw this!! [ exits plane ]
Steward: Thanks for coming, buh-bye.
Stewardess: Buh-bye.
Steward: Buh-bye. Today! Peg-leg!
Stewardess: Ah, good, good.. I guess this is the part of the trip where we all wait for you! How fun! Okay. Buh-bye.
Passenger 6: [ on crutches ] I'm sorry, I just broke my leg -
Steward: How strange! I swear she said "Buh-bye", yet I still see your mouth flapping!
Passenger 6: Yeah, but I -
Steward: Ah, there it is again, the flapping mouth, how odd. I want to see motion, movement, buh-bye.
Stewardess: Buh-bye.
Steward: Okay, take care. Sorry about the leg. Buh-bye.
Passenger 7: I'm gonna be waiting for you outside in the terminal!
Steward: Great! Buh-bye.
Passenger 7: No, no, no, there's more! I'm gonna pound your face in.
Steward: Okay, slick. Buh-bye.
Passenger 7: I'm gonna destroy you.
Steward: Buh-bye!
Passenger 7: I am gonna kick the crap out of you!!
Steward: Yeah?! Buh-bye!
Stewardess: Buh-bye.
Passenger 8: Yeah, I -
Stewardess: Knock-knock.
Passenger 8: Who's there?
Stewardess: Buh-bye.
Passenger 8: Uh, I don't get it.
Stewardess: There's nothing to get. Buh-bye.
Passenger 9: Excuse me, could you tell me where the baggage claim will be?
Stewardess: Mmm.. your baggage.. right.. what was it I wanted to tell you about your baggage? Oh, yeah - nobody cares, buh-bye!
Steward: Buh-bye.
Passenger 10: Hi, uh, could you arrange for me--
Steward: Buh-bye.
Stewardess: Yeah, buh-bye.
Passenger 10: I have this carry-on, and I was just wondering -
Steward: Here's me: "Buh-bye." Here's you: "I wanna say something important!" Me: "Buh-bye." You: "I'm Joe Carry-on, let me through, I'm a big man. I don't check nothing." Me: "Buh-bye." You: "I'm cool, I wear a suit, no way am I a loser." Well, you're wrong, now buh-bye!
Stewardess: Hi, what are you listening to?
Passenger 11: Hits from the seventies.
Steward: Whoa, the 70's! I love the 70's! [ singing ] "Awww, buh-bye!" "C'est bye! Buh-bye!" "Do the buh-bye!" [ whistles ] "Do the buh-bye!" "That's the way, buh-bye buh-bye, I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh!"
Stewardess: Okay, okay, show's over, folks, let's move! Buh-bye! Let's pick this thing up, let's go for it. One.. two.. three.. buh-bye!
Steward: Bye bye, thanks a lot. Cattle. [ pikcs up phone ] Security. We're coming off the plane now. Can we have an escort through the terminal. Thanks. Buh-bye!
I remember being told that since my parents went in the WC that it meant that I also was supposed to go into the WC program because if God called my parents then He had called the whole family.
That's a prime example of a legalist adding articles and subsections to way international law. Law = God called you to the way corps. Subsection 1, article 43 = If God called your parents then you are also called because he calls the entire bloodline, starting with your parents.
That's a prime example of a legalist adding articles and subsections to way international law. Law = God called you to the way corps. Subsection 1, article 43 = If God called your parents then you are also called because he calls the entire bloodline, starting with your parents.
I remember being told that since my parents went in the WC that it meant that I also was supposed to go into the WC program because if God called my parents then He had called the whole family... I was terrified, because going in the WC was one thing I knew I never ever ever wanted to do. Ever.
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there were so many things that leadership said and peons repeated that made no sense even to a kid, and watch out if you were a kid and said something! wham! right in the face or on the arm or on the
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i know. reading these things now is like reading something from another world or something somebody on crack or meth was spewing while in withdrawls or maybe even overdosing. just not even close to be
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But being the Forehead's accomplice, wouldn't that put her on the same plan as him, as far as needing to be weeded out of at least HQ. I mean, she is nothing but bad publicity. And all that talk now about being nicer, better, and cleaned up, yet they still have Mrs "I'll talk your young daughters into sleeping with da Forehead" prancing around HQ.. yeah.. And you thing things are better.. LOL..
Wonder what they have her doing now.. Still servicing the Prez?
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Last time I knew (but this was a few years back) they had her manning the mail room... She always seemed like she was sorta off. Damaged in some way (and this is before I had even heard of any of the scandals!)
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She's Rosalie and Donna's pal. She is also Rosalie's personal trainer down in the fitness aisle. Used to make me sick seeing them there, especially cause they always had some snide comment to me when I was working out. Usually about the amount of weight I was using. Guess they never seen a man lift weights before.
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I remembered another one... After the LCM scandal broke we got new leadership in our area. The wife of the WC couple said in passing conversation that she wondered why LCM had never made a pass at her while she was at HQ... She wondered if he had thought there was something wrong with her. (as if she was missing out on some great honor or something)
And then there was the time I decided to go on vacation and not fill out that stupid form for my fellowship coordinator. I verbally told her where I was going. She called my cell phone the day after I left and started giving me a face melting about how I didn't fill out the form. I asked her why she needed the form completed. She said it was so she could have my contact information if she needed to find me in an emergency. I told her that she obviously didn't need it since she had found me without it just fine. She hung up on me after that...
It's no wonder I started taking vacations after that where I knew I couldn't get cell phone service and you would have to hike for two miles off the main road to be able to find me.
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Can Ya hear me now?...... Damn,...... How 'bout now?...... Damn,...... Now? No? Whooo Hoooo!!!!!!!!!
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You took vacations, JavaJane?
I sure hope you were out looking for new people to witness to.
You were out looking for those lost sheep, weren't you, you know, the 99 safe in the fold and the 1 lost one that you were searching for, out in those wilds way away from normal contact.
Good on ya.
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At that point I was taking vacations to get AWAY from the witnessing!!! But I did take a couple of believers with me to qualify for two by two - just in case... (actually we just headed out into the wilderness, made a big fire, and spent the rest of the time cooking, eating, and going past the two drink limit.)
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Now THAT'S the way you do it! :)
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How about this one... we, the way of New Zealand have imposed a 'two drink limit'on everybody because X & Y are alcoholics.
we heard this had been said about us AFTER we had left (of course) The Irish cowardly git running the show had a lot to say about us AFTER we had left.We were the Corps couple who left because we had had enough of the double standards going on at Indiana Campus ( extra marital affairs etc.. )
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That 2 drink limit is a freaking joke. Way back when I was concerned about abiding by it my solution was have my wife make extremely strong cocktails. Two are all anyone would want. Mind you I don't like getting drunk. But two of hers will toast you up nicely.
Funny thing is I can remember some of the hard corps legalist always adding new articles to the already stupid and failed law. My all time favorite was someone telling me that "it's not 2 drinks everyday either." Those guys are losers.
I find it humorous too that they want to defame now that you are gone. That is pretty much a ministry wide practice. God forbid other's from the flock would follow you guys out the door.
Soooo incredibly many people have left over the years, and continue to leave while out reach has dried up. It's like trying to cap an oil well with a bandaid.
Oh well, off to have a drink!
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Too true Old Skool ! many did follow us out the door, some of them now still doing church, others not, but hey, the important thing is they LEFT
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Nice!!
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:P Your the Best. :wacko: You have a wonderful heart.
Your the Best.
You would go to twig and everyone would say that. Go back home and hear it again. Then someone calls and your hear again. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Oh, grief. Ya the cliches are murder. A couple years before I left people started saying "love you!" to each other instead of bye or later or whatever. And they always made sure it sounded extra sappy.
:excl: 
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I remember being told that since my parents went in the WC that it meant that I also was supposed to go into the WC program because if God called my parents then He had called the whole family... I was terrified, because going in the WC was one thing I knew I never ever ever wanted to do. Ever.
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I believe it was "Total Ba$tard Airlines" a SNL skit
Intercom: This concludes the safest part of our journey. Thank you for flying Total Bastard Airlines. As we indicated at the start of the flight, we at Total Bastard Airlines are bitter about the career paths we have taken, and we do then to take that out on our passengers. We at Total Bastard Airlines realize that in your travel plans you have a choice of many airlines, but we'd like to thank you for flying the blue skies of Total Bastard.
Steward: Okay, here we go - thanks for flying with us, buh-bye. Buh-bye! Thanks, now. Buh-bye.
Stewardess: Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Buh-bye.
Steward: Buh-bye. Buh-bye. Hey, you live here in Pittsburgh?
Passenger 1: Uh.. no, actually, I -
Steward: Buh-bye! Buh-bye.
Passenger 2: Uh, excuse me, could you tell me -
Stewardess: Buh-bye. I'm sorry, what part didn't you understand - the buh or the bye? Buh-bye.
Steward: Buh-bye.
Passenger 3: Hi, I'm getting a connecting flight to Denver, and I was wondering if you know the gate?
Stewardess: Buh-bye.
Passenger 3: Yeah, I'm.. I'm just about..
Stewardess: Buh-bye.
Passenger 3: But if you just wait..
Stewardess: Buh-bye.
Steward: Buh-bye. Buh-bye. You're very heavy.
Passenger 4: [ angry ] What did you say to me?!
Steward: [ defensive ] What?! I said "Buh-bye!" I just said "Buh-bye" 40 times in a row, why would I say anything else, it doesn't make sense! Did I just say something without knowing it? No! Go! Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: Hi, I was just wondering -
Steward: No, no, no - buh-bye! Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: Excuse, me.. hello! You have been rude to me..
Steward: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: ..the entire flight -
Stewardess: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: No! I wanted a blanket,
Steward: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: and you never -
Stewardess: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: ..you never brought it to me -
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: And I will -
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: I will -
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: I will -
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: You are so rude!
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: I will never fly -
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: This is ridiculous!
Pilot: Buh-bye!
Passenger 5: Screw this!! [ exits plane ]
Steward: Thanks for coming, buh-bye.
Stewardess: Buh-bye.
Steward: Buh-bye. Today! Peg-leg!
Stewardess: Ah, good, good.. I guess this is the part of the trip where we all wait for you! How fun! Okay. Buh-bye.
Passenger 6: [ on crutches ] I'm sorry, I just broke my leg -
Steward: How strange! I swear she said "Buh-bye", yet I still see your mouth flapping!
Passenger 6: Yeah, but I -
Steward: Ah, there it is again, the flapping mouth, how odd. I want to see motion, movement, buh-bye.
Stewardess: Buh-bye.
Steward: Okay, take care. Sorry about the leg. Buh-bye.
Passenger 7: I'm gonna be waiting for you outside in the terminal!
Steward: Great! Buh-bye.
Passenger 7: No, no, no, there's more! I'm gonna pound your face in.
Steward: Okay, slick. Buh-bye.
Passenger 7: I'm gonna destroy you.
Steward: Buh-bye!
Passenger 7: I am gonna kick the crap out of you!!
Steward: Yeah?! Buh-bye!
Stewardess: Buh-bye.
Passenger 8: Yeah, I -
Stewardess: Knock-knock.
Passenger 8: Who's there?
Stewardess: Buh-bye.
Passenger 8: Uh, I don't get it.
Stewardess: There's nothing to get. Buh-bye.
Passenger 9: Excuse me, could you tell me where the baggage claim will be?
Stewardess: Mmm.. your baggage.. right.. what was it I wanted to tell you about your baggage? Oh, yeah - nobody cares, buh-bye!
Steward: Buh-bye.
Passenger 10: Hi, uh, could you arrange for me--
Steward: Buh-bye.
Stewardess: Yeah, buh-bye.
Passenger 10: I have this carry-on, and I was just wondering -
Steward: Here's me: "Buh-bye." Here's you: "I wanna say something important!" Me: "Buh-bye." You: "I'm Joe Carry-on, let me through, I'm a big man. I don't check nothing." Me: "Buh-bye." You: "I'm cool, I wear a suit, no way am I a loser." Well, you're wrong, now buh-bye!
Stewardess: Hi, what are you listening to?
Passenger 11: Hits from the seventies.
Steward: Whoa, the 70's! I love the 70's! [ singing ] "Awww, buh-bye!" "C'est bye! Buh-bye!" "Do the buh-bye!" [ whistles ] "Do the buh-bye!" "That's the way, buh-bye buh-bye, I like it, uh-huh, uh-huh!"
Stewardess: Okay, okay, show's over, folks, let's move! Buh-bye! Let's pick this thing up, let's go for it. One.. two.. three.. buh-bye!
Steward: Bye bye, thanks a lot. Cattle. [ pikcs up phone ] Security. We're coming off the plane now. Can we have an escort through the terminal. Thanks. Buh-bye!
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Dude? . . . U-tube?
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Dude,... it's been there,.... But the NBC is a jealous god.....!
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I think Chris Farley was in that one . . . And He belongs to the Angels . . . Or Ages . . .
I blame Queen-Q-Tip for this . . .
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... >smirk< ...and that's dudette to you,.... mister!
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That's a prime example of a legalist adding articles and subsections to way international law. Law = God called you to the way corps. Subsection 1, article 43 = If God called your parents then you are also called because he calls the entire bloodline, starting with your parents.
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oh what a heritage
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Oh my, I can write a book about this......
no time to reflect too far today
but:
"I can't wait for the gathering together, cuz there is no marriage, and I can't wait to get with you ...."!
That was the usual for me for some reason....YAK!
All married men of course....
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ohhhh Sins of the Father,........... ooohhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
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