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Hey 'Spotters.  

So with all the discussion going on revealing the past of so many of those so high on the Way's totem pole, it really seems like we need to do something about the Way's image in society, in Christianity, and even on the internet.

So in the spirit of helping out brothers and sisters in Christ with image problems, I thought I would post up a thread dedicated to pictures of whitewash.

Please, 'spotters, join me in this celebration, this new day of spring, this OCD cleanness that we can enjoy, all with the application of a little whitewash.

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image of a woman white-wash painting over red brick

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Way followers you too can make your old-style brick fireplace look like it has been visited by the ghost of Christmas past.  And he left a mark!

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image of brick fireplace ruined by white-wash

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Whitewashing won’t work on these human stains, Chock! They will require a minimum of one hundred applications of this wash before whitewashing them can even begin! Bwaaaahahahaha!

 

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oh I see where you got those pictures from, Chockfull...

 

Excerpt from “The Illustrated Guide for the Religious Hypocrite” page 666

First: Once you have a following, you should take measures so that they stick around; by whatever surreptitious means possible encourage followers to build a build a brick wall around their minds; you can always suggest whitewashing it later when folks get  tired of beating their heads against a brick wall…surveys have found people might think it would be less painful if they were to beat their heads against a whitewashed wall.

Second: as supposedly religious leaders you may be expected to put all your cards on the table from time to time or after any major scandal; remember you can always whitewash it all at some point – even whitewash over the things that you have supposedly come clean on.

Third: Beware of the challenging counter-fit; when whitewashing around bars, countertops, “junk tables”, and other licentious platforms, remember to move all important items like Drambuie, porn videos, and roofies up and out of the way of plain sight; note, though it may be difficult to have all the items fit on the counter, most people will not notice the clutter anyway because they’ll be too busy admiring the bang up job you did of whitewashing the façade. 

Fourth: Consequences…schmonsequences…when others challenge your flagrant hypocrisy and warn you of hellfire and damnation, remember you can always whitewash the bricks around the place of fire…hellfire and damnation never looked so cool !

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accuracy and integrity ?
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image.pngWhited sepulchre

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19 hours ago, DontWorryBeHappy said:

Whitewashing won’t work on these human stains, Chock! They will require a minimum of one hundred applications of this wash before whitewashing them can even begin! Bwaaaahahahaha!

 

Totally!   I , on the other hand, only need some more of the wah pedal on that guitar on this sound track LOL.

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

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1 hour ago, chockfull said:

Totally!   I , on the other hand, only need some more of the wah pedal on that guitar on this sound track LOL.

:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:

Imagine a whitewash pedal - for covering up really bad guitar work....hmmmmm...do they make that for bassists?

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Possibly, especially if it's a white carpet.

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Revision forthcoming 

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1 hour ago, Lifted Up said:

Does whitewashing have any relationship to sweeping the dirt under the carpet?

I think so...that’s why they used shag carpet in the motor coach .

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22 hours ago, T-Bone said:

I think so...that’s why they used shag carpet in the motor coach .

LOL. I don't remember from my only visit in 1978. Maybe because I only got a pastry there? (He invited me in after seeing this lifelong non coffee drinker run the coffee crew. I wasn't sexually assaulted there; that was later at HQ)

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47 minutes ago, Lifted Up said:

LOL. I don't remember from my only visit in 1978. Maybe because I only got a pastry there? (He invited me in after seeing this lifelong non coffee drinker run the coffee crew. I wasn't sexually assaulted there; that was later at HQ)

Gosh Lifted Up, I hope you didn’t take offense from my crass pun... after I read your recent post of a past experience on Unraveling Cult Indoctrination I wish I had not made such an insensitive joke from your post here. Please accept my apology...I hate it when my sarcasm causes collateral damage.

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1 hour ago, T-Bone said:

Gosh Lifted Up, I hope you didn’t take offense from my crass pun... after I read your recent post of a past experience on Unraveling Cult Indoctrination I wish I had not made such an insensitive joke from your post here. Please accept my apology...I hate it when my sarcasm causes collateral damage.

You have obviously adopted on of my skills of winding up apologizing for thinking I said the wrong thing! No offense taken. But maybe I gave you that impreression, so maybe I SHOULD apologize LOL. I suppose I could see your wondering more if I were an actual victim in that coach...but even then I always look at intent. My "event" came at the hands of two corps women at HQ. And for corn sakes, don't go by my old old old ancient waybrained posts from over ten years ago...i.e. pre-"Losing the Way".

 

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52 minutes ago, Lifted Up said:

You have obviously adopted on of my skills of winding up apologizing for thinking I said the wrong thing! No offense taken. But maybe I gave you that impreression, so maybe I SHOULD apologize LOL. I suppose I could see your wondering more if I were an actual victim in that coach...but even then I always look at intent. My "event" came at the hands of two corps women at HQ. And for corn sakes, don't go by my old old old ancient waybrained posts from over ten years ago...i.e. pre-"Losing the Way".

 

Wow we’re like two apologies that pass over a Greasey Spot in the night.

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