In The Beginning...

[GoldStar 19]

In the beginning, when God made the heavens, and the earth flat,

The angels asked him, "Why didn't you make the earth spherical?"

And God answered, "I just never got around to it..."

 

[modcat5 4]

It was funnier when you were serious.

[waysider 838]

[Bolshevik 397]

 

 

 

Edited April 10 by Bolshevik
wrapping my head around this

[So_crates 170]

 

[GoldStar 19]

Watch at 6:66 mark of the best part of this video where oblate missionary of very inaccurate whoa Neillie also says that the tutti fruity that st Eve gave tuit Adam in the Garden of Eatin' was a pear too, but not the whole fruit, nothing but the fruit, just a wedgie which is the fruit shape of the earth, a slice of paradise on earth, where God grew a pair of the first humans, who appearently flocked everything up for everyone else creating unpearable burdens spinning the world out of control like Neillie says earth is spinning like pizza dough getting flatter flat earth but oh Neillie pear pizza? lions and tigers and pears oh my and bunnies bug Neillie the wizard of odd-s haped planets lol mooney tunes looney tunes Never A Straight Answer says earth is a sphere but they forgot to tell Neillie who says the earth is not a sphere but fat like a chubby pear, so No Actual Space Astronots and Neillie not on the same page, not even on the same planet lol, beam me up Scotty no intelligent life in this pair of looneys NASA and Neillie, would be funnier if it wasn't so seriously ridiculous lol

Edited April 14 by GoldStar

[Bolshevik 397]

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/earth-is-not-round/

[GoldStar 19]

https://www.unscientificamerican.com/article/earth-is-shaped-like-Neil-De-Grass-Tyson-(pear-shaped)

Edited April 13 by GoldStar

[GoldStar 19]

Neil Highon da Grass Tyson explains his pear-shaped pizza Flat Earth theory

 

Edited April 13 by GoldStar

[GoldStar 19]

On Monday, April 09, 2018 at 6:58 PM, modcat5 said:

It was funnier when you were serious.

Funny, I used to take you seriously

Edited April 14 by GoldStar

[modcat5 4]

And you will again.

 

[Rocky 970]

3 hours ago, modcat5 said:

And you will again.

 

Now THAT's funny.

[waysider 838]

We are star dust, billion year old carbon.

[Raf 317]

GoldStar is out of here.

And if he tries to log in as someone else, we'll figure it out in no time and he'll be gone again.

[Twinky 660]

Thanks.  No loss to this place.

[Grace Valerie Claire 212]

On 4/15/2018 at 2:12 AM, Rocky said:

Now THAT's funny.

Rocky, bingo!  I think modcat5 is very funny.