You know you are in TWI when it suddenly dawns on you that you know more kid's camp songs that the boy scouts, girl scouts, cub scouts, indian scouts , brownies, bluebirds and Mr. Rogers all combined.
You know you are at a TWI owned hotel, when , upon requesting a roll- away, the entire desk staff breaks into a silly song, complete with wacky hand motions and then asks you if all your needs are being met.
You know you are in TWI when you insist the recipe for familia was divinely inspired.
You know you are in TWI when you think Swiss Chard is an exotic food.
You know you are in TWI when you think getting stuck in grid-locked traffic is a great opportunity to "lift" the leadership and find yourself giving thanks for long lines.
You know you are in TWI when the most important feature you look for in a car purchase is a trunk that is big enough for the vcr and tv to run classes.
You know you are in TWI when you find youself repeating the phrase"en garde" to yourself everytime a nasty old unbeliever starts to voice an opinion that contradicts "The Doctor".
You know you are in TWI when hearing The Doobie Brothers sing " Jesus is Just Alright" confirms your belief that they are from the wrong seed.
You know you were in twi too long when everytime you think renting a apt/house you think about if the living room is big enough to hold a fellowship in!
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ChasUFarley
You always correct people about Catholics.... "They're ROMAN Catholic...."
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polar bear
-You are afraid to tell the folks at fellowship you actually had fun at a non twi function.
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doojable
If you call people you've just met "babes" and "fruits"
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T-Bone
Good one, Dooj - and you just reminded me of something. Remember to bring your fruit to twig but don't act fruity at twig.
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doojable
But give all the babes a holy kiss......
Geez! Did we really live that stuff?
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dmiller
Yup.
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GrouchoMarxJr
That "holy kiss" led to an increased size in children's fellowships.
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doojable
Yet more fruit.....
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caribousam
I'm sure I'll get some flak for this, but here goes...
You know you WERE in TWI too long when you notice that you cannot stop griping, complaining,
and whining about all the bad things that were done to you...even though you left the group
10 years ago...
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caribousam
You know that you are in TWI if your Way Corps twig leader tells you that you shouldn't marry
the sweet woman that you have so much in common with....
....and 20 years later, you are still happily married to her, and many of the Way Corps "perfect
marriages" have long since died.
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doojable
perfect marriages????? :blink:
You know you're in TWI if you wait for the hostess to begin a meal - even when you are the only person at the table.
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JavaJane
1. You know (ginosko) the fear (respect) of the head table.
2. You know the consequences of leaking oil on your leaderships' driveway (I used to bring cardboard to avoid this situation.)
3. You actually think that Ohio is truly the most beautiful place on earth.
4. You have woken up to the song "Beautiful Ohio" and regretted ever thinking #3 before you "renewed your mind."
5. When you thought the solution to a bad day was just changing your mind.
6. You know what female WC haircut number 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 look like. (You know what I'm talking about.)
7. You have suffered one of above mentioned haircuts.
8. You thought agape was only confined to the "household" of God.
9. You lived in an imaginary box called "Sanctified."
10. Everytime the phone rang and you heard your leadership's voice, you cringed.
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You know you are in TWI when it suddenly dawns on you that you know more kid's camp songs that the boy scouts, girl scouts, cub scouts, indian scouts , brownies, bluebirds and Mr. Rogers all combined.
You know you are at a TWI owned hotel, when , upon requesting a roll- away, the entire desk staff breaks into a silly song, complete with wacky hand motions and then asks you if all your needs are being met.
You know you are in TWI when you insist the recipe for familia was divinely inspired.
You know you are in TWI when you think Swiss Chard is an exotic food.
You know you are in TWI when you think getting stuck in grid-locked traffic is a great opportunity to "lift" the leadership and find yourself giving thanks for long lines.
You know you are in TWI when the most important feature you look for in a car purchase is a trunk that is big enough for the vcr and tv to run classes.
You know you are in TWI when you find youself repeating the phrase"en garde" to yourself everytime a nasty old unbeliever starts to voice an opinion that contradicts "The Doctor".
You know you are in TWI when hearing The Doobie Brothers sing " Jesus is Just Alright" confirms your belief that they are from the wrong seed.
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JavaJane
You think gospel music is devilish, but Metallica is ok.
(Don't get me wrong, I like a little Metallica now and then.)
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doojable
You go to church with a friend and you think that they sing every song wrong.
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ChasUFarley
AND - you've tried all the spin-off cults from it!
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doojable
So many spin-offs you're dizzy!
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Suda
People say "bless you" when no one sneezed.
Suda
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dmiller
BUT THEY DID!!!! THEY DID!! THEY REALLY, REALLY DID!!!!
(pon-my-honor, cross-my-heart, and all-that-other-good-stuff) ---
Docvic said so!!!!.
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penguin
You know you were in twi too long when everytime you think renting a apt/house you think about if the living room is big enough to hold a fellowship in!
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caribousam
Ouch, that hurts ! Tou-che !
CS
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Ham
You know you were in twi if..
you think Drambuie guzzling plagiaristic womanizing serial abuser and rapist + "doctorate" degree from a degree mill = man of gawd..
it's cult mathmatics..
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outandabout
You know you are in TWI if you jump three feet and get a knot in the pit of your stomach every time the phone rings.
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waysider
You know you are in TWI if you find yourself asking,
"Who's this Col. S@nders who looks so much like Uncle H@rry?"
( Not the other way around)
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